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Democrats Begin Chugging Artificial Food Dyes To Protest RFK
BabylonBee.com ^ | 4-25-25 | BabylonBee.com

Posted on 04/22/2025 4:15:42 PM PDT by dynachrome

On the heels of news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would be banning synthetic colors in the manufacturing of foods, Democrats across the country began chugging artificial food dyes as a bold act of protest.

The civil disobedience served to underscore the displeasure of citizens on the Left for what they described as oppressive fascism that would deprive them of their right to develop severe hormonal, autoimmune, and reproductive side effects, as well as put themselves at increased risk for various cancers.

"You have no right to take away our Red 40!" shouted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as she drank a concentrated form of the dangerous artificial food dye straight from a jug. "If it's good enough for Doritos and Lucky Charms, then it's good enough for me. Poisoning our population is part of the fabric of America, and we will not stand idly by and let RFK save us from a laundry list of health issues. Pass me another jug!"

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; fooddyes
Pretty close to the truth.
1 posted on 04/22/2025 4:15:42 PM PDT by dynachrome
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Black dye #40 causes people to black out so to speak.


2 posted on 04/22/2025 4:17:05 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Never attribute malice to that which can be explained by incompetence.)
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To: dynachrome

There was a video recently where one TDS-deranged liberal was chugging down pints of canola oil, just because RFK Jr mentioned seed oils being bad for your health.


3 posted on 04/22/2025 4:19:45 PM PDT by PallMal
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Obviously no follow up video of her puking her guts out, followed by crapping her britches......


4 posted on 04/22/2025 4:25:25 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: dynachrome

Maybe they hope it will give them autism. They’re into celebrating autism these days.


5 posted on 04/22/2025 4:27:29 PM PDT by madprof98
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To: dynachrome

Maybe they hope it will give them autism. They’re into celebrating autism these days.


6 posted on 04/22/2025 4:28:16 PM PDT by madprof98
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To: Hot Tabasco

“followed by crapping her britches......”

Kind of like eating too many Haribo sugar free gummy bears.


7 posted on 04/22/2025 4:29:40 PM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: dynachrome

RFK, Jr. is the first Kennedy since JFK to set policy in the executive branch of government, and every Rat senator voted against him.


8 posted on 04/22/2025 4:48:43 PM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: dynachrome

” Democrats Begin Chugging Artificial Food Dyes To Protest RFK”

Gee, wouldn’t that be a shame if it kills a bunch of them ... Riiiiight!


9 posted on 04/22/2025 4:50:13 PM PDT by antidemoncrat ( )
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“Black dye #40 causes people to black out so to speak.”

Black Dyes Matter?


10 posted on 04/22/2025 5:14:53 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: dynachrome

I almost fell for that since Democrats are angry enough to do some really dumb things.


11 posted on 04/22/2025 5:35:07 PM PDT by KittyKares
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To: dynachrome
Very close to the truth. There is a super liberal Trump-hating PhD in nutrition, Dr. Jessica Knurick, that claims to be all about health, but seems to go out of her way to defend food dyes and chemicals in our food.

Toxic heavy metals in baby formula? No problem!

I imagine that her Trump hatred is so profound that she opposes even his efforts to make food healthier. Or I can imagine she gets a stipend from food additive industry. Who knows what her motivation is.
12 posted on 04/22/2025 6:46:10 PM PDT by Calvin Cooledge
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To: dynachrome
Very close to the truth. There is a super liberal Trump-hating PhD in nutrition, Dr. Jessica Knurick, that claims to be all aboit health, but seems to go out of her way to defend food dyes and chemicals in our food.

CORRECTED LINK Toxic heavy metals in baby formula? No problem!

I imagine that her Trump hatred is so prfound that she opposes even his efforts to make food healthier. Or I can imagine she gets a stipend from food additive industry.
13 posted on 04/22/2025 6:47:46 PM PDT by Calvin Cooledge
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To: dynachrome

Good description of politics today!

Give us Reagan and Tip O’Neil back!


14 posted on 04/22/2025 6:56:33 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (“I don’t really care, Margaret.”)
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To: dynachrome

Mabe we could set out the toxic dyes near Tesla dealerships... Kind of ‘have a drink on us’ thing...


15 posted on 04/22/2025 7:57:31 PM PDT by GOPJ (If 11 million illegals must have 'due process' to be deported - it'll bankrupt our court system.)
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To: dynachrome

I thought this was real; because, democrats are just that crazy and brainless.


16 posted on 04/22/2025 8:35:40 PM PDT by 55Ford
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