Posted on 04/22/2025 8:56:05 AM PDT by Twotone
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a frustrating string of judicial roadblocks that have hindered his agenda, President Donald Trump announced a move to overrule the United States Supreme Court by establishing the new Ultra Supreme Mega Court.
After a flurry of rulings created strong opposition to his executive actions on immigration, federal funding cuts, and other issues, sources said the president saw the establishment of his own court as a way to circumvent activist judges and override the Supreme Court.
"A big, beautiful court filled with turbo justices," Trump told reporters. "These rulings won't stand a chance. I will appoint these judges myself, and they will be far more powerful than the Supreme Court. Any case that goes against me will automatically be forwarded to the Ultra Supreme Mega Court for review. I expect to be undefeated, I really do."
When questioned if he had the authority to establish a higher court, Trump expressed confidence that he was within his power to do so. "I'm the President," he said. "That's like being a king or a supreme galactic emperor, only with more power."
Early reports indicated that Ultra Supreme Mega Court Turbo Justices would be dressed in bright red power robes to go along with matching "MAGA" baseball caps.
At publishing time, rumors swirled that President Trump had ordered his staff to begin drafting a new Super Constitution that would supersede the U.S. Constitution to prevent any potential legal conflicts regarding his authority.
An idea whose time has come.
Well, it’s a plan anyhow...
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Just spin up the left, Trump should propose increasing the number of Supreme Court Justices and packing it with true conservatives. Liberal heads will explode even though they were proposing the exact same thing, with liberal justices, not that long ago.
It will be a big court… a beautiful court…
We’re probably going to need a Supremacist Court Deluxe Edition w/District Court Override Onboard Missiles.
There already is a court higher than the Supreme Court.
Happens to be a Basketball court.
Literally.
you guys get me every time on these Bee posts. My reputation clearly shows I am one of those “Knee Jerkers” to thread titles!! I came in like Yosemite Sam once again!! ...but caught the source name just in the nick of time!!
Kudos!!
Pack the Court!
Why not? The Democrats have already claimed it’s justified to get results that the party in power requires!
Yeah the democrats are overturning the election with their biased judges, good stuff. ha ha ha
Let’s hope the President will not let the next justices be liberal idiots bent on ruining America. I could say a lot about the ridiculous judges we have now.
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