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People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
babylonbee.com ^ | Apr 21, 2025

Posted on 04/21/2025 11:44:05 AM PDT by V_TWIN

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.

"The law has to mean something!" said José, a member of the international crime gang MS-13. "America is a nation of laws, and laws must be followed, except for the ones that say I can't sneak in and do a bunch of murderin'. Those don't count."

Washington Democrats blasted the Trump administration for swiftly punishing migrants just because they "broke the law," arguing that migrants shouldn't have to follow the law. "Following the law is for Americans. These noble migrant creatures shouldn't have to follow the law," said Nancy Pelosi.

Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen went even further, going out of his way to personally visit every single person deported by the Trump administration. "All non-American invaders deserve American due process," he said during a meeting with notorious drug lord Sancho Parra. "It's in the constitution somewhere."

At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; read5thamendment; satire
This one DEFINITELY ISN'T satire
1 posted on 04/21/2025 11:44:05 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee Nails It Again!


2 posted on 04/21/2025 11:48:18 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: V_TWIN

The illegals swarming into the country came here because of the success and stability of our culture and national ethos. Our society is the envy of the world. But once they get here, they want to change it by refusing to assimilate and respect our laws.


3 posted on 04/21/2025 11:55:03 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: V_TWIN

I was gonna say - this is not humorous

This is EXACTLY what the DC Federal political kangaroo courts are requiring, which is both completely unconstitutional, and also impossible, given present size and organization of courts.

Biden illegally allowed in 5-10 million illegal migrants with the stroke of a pen, but they are declaring Trump must adjudicate every migrant on an individual basis.

They have proposed an absurdity, the “default” of which is - simply allow them all to stay....


4 posted on 04/21/2025 11:56:52 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: V_TWIN

Way too close to the truth.

But if the demonrats want to die on this hill, let’s get out of the way and let them.


5 posted on 04/21/2025 12:12:59 PM PDT by Lakeside Granny ((IN GOD WE TRUST with TRUMP WE STAND))
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6 posted on 04/21/2025 12:21:51 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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“””No Due Process was given these CRIMINALS when they entered the USA so why is anyone clamoring that these CRIMINALS be given Due Process when the CRIMINALS are shipped out????””””


The Babylon Bee must have read my above comment posted on FR yesterday as the basis for their latest news story.


7 posted on 04/21/2025 12:23:39 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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To: V_TWIN

This not satire, it’s a mockery of our current state of justice.


8 posted on 04/21/2025 12:24:21 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Starboard

Yep. They aren’t ‘yearning to breathe free’. They want to live free.
Get. Them. Out. Of. Here.


9 posted on 04/21/2025 12:54:34 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: tumblindice

We are the Land of the Free. Not the Land of the Freebie.


10 posted on 04/21/2025 1:03:47 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: PGR88

Excellent post.


11 posted on 04/21/2025 1:05:05 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: Navy Patriot

Write THAT into immigration law!


12 posted on 04/21/2025 3:01:58 PM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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