Bizarre Bigfoot simulation video game let's you live as a Sasquatch

unexplained-mysteries.com/ ^ | 04/19/2025 | y T.K. Randall

[BenLurkin]

If you've ever wanted to roam around the forests as a cryptozoological hominid, now you can.

"Catch and eat fish, insects, and other creatures," the game synopsis states.

"Forage the forest for mushrooms, berries, and more. Build shelters to store your items in to get through the harsh winters. Earn extra points by breaking branches and scaring the wildlife."

The game has its share of obstacles too, from Bigfoot hunters who try to take pictures of you to adverse weather conditions.

[Strict9]

about damn time

[Responsibility2nd]

Michelle Obama is suing the game creators for invasion of privacy.

[Magnum44]

Now I can mess with Sasquatch!

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

The one video game for which I have been waiting.

[Deaf Smith]

Is there a section in the game for how to choose a agent and make commercials for Jack Links Jerky?

[Leaning Right]

The post brings back bad memories for me. Five years ago I was taking a walk in the New England woods, and I spotted a hideous creature. I took one quick picture, then ran.

Was it a female Bigfoot? Or was it something worse?

[Karliner]

Isn’t this what being trans is all about?

[lurk]

You score points each time you act like you don’t exist or get photographed from 500 yards with a camera lens that uncle Larry sneezed on with a mouth full of half chewed cashews.

[Resolute Conservative]

Her observation point right outside Ft. Marcy Park.

[MAGA2017]

“Catch and eat fish, insects, and other creatures,” Fun Fun!

[MikelTackNailer]

That looked pretty good - for 1998 or so. If you want a real laugh check out "Goat Simulator". Those guys used glitchy graphics and a low budget to make something great.

[algore]

I got the crap scared out of me by a BigFoot once.

I was at summer camp and had gotten up at night to go to the bathroom.

Turned out one of the camp councilors had just gotten a realistic bigfoot costume and was waiting to try it out on an unsuspecting lucky camper

[Texas Eagle]

Does it come with a rotting-deer-carcass scented can of Febreze ?

[mykroar]

Worse. Much, much, worse.

[tumblindice]

Does it have the Smell-o-rama feature?

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Do I get my own podcast with my brother?

[mowowie]

You should have seen the group of goths that i encountered performing some weird ritual in woods outside of the Danvers Mental Hospital around ten years ago...