Posted on 04/19/2025 2:43:26 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
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GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven't seen in over a year and a half, American hostages being held by Hamas reportedly disguised themselves as MS-13 gang members so Democrats would fight to bring them home to the U.S.
After being held captive since late 2023 with little sign of their elected officials being motivated to bring them home, sources said the Americans still in the custody of Hamas had devised a clever plan to cover themselves in MS-13 tattoos so congressional Democrats would advocate for them.
"Maybe this will make us less invisible," one American hostage said in a message smuggled out from his secret location. "We've been away from our families and friends for over a year and a half, and we just really want to be set free. We heard Democrats are actually flying to El Salvador to try to bring that MS-13 gang member back to America, so we figured this was worth a shot."
Upon hearing reports that people matching the description of MS-13 gang members were being held prisoner in Gaza, congressional Democrats sprang into action. "Bring them home now!" said an impassioned Senator Chris Van Hollen of Maryland. "If they're members of MS-13, they belong here. I am demanding that they be brought to the United States immediately so they can be with the rest of their gang."
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Guffaw-worthy
If you put that on a poster and stick to a wall in Union Square in NYC, will it be torn down?
I suspect you’ll find a small crowd looking at the poster for a phone number to call so they can sign up for the program.
This is actually a great idea.
The Bee needs to step up their game. They are getting to be predicatable.
The next big thing. College kid and AWFL MS-13 wannabes, showing solidarity. MS-13 will take them for undercover agents and slice and dice them.
Perfect!
I used to know some people who would have believed this as real…
Unfortunately, it lacks verisimilitude. The hostages are confined to miserable dungeons underground, and have no access to the media except to say what Hamas tells them to say.
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