I’ll bet they all screamed when that thing went into free fall like they do with airplane turbulence.
On the bright side, Jeff Bezos is spending his own money to provide safe space tourism.
A funny distraction from all the crazy our Deep State reaches into your back pocket to fund.
The trip was faked. Aside from the faked door opening by Overlord Bezos, the paint on the capsule isn't even slightly scorched from reentry. pic.twitter.com/9prHPjVa0r— Joe Magil 🇷🇺 (@MagilJoe) April 15, 2025
kinda wish the parachute failed
“THE RIGHT STUFF”!
Nothing says the Right Stuff as Alan Shepherd after soiling his britches. I also use the “Shepherd’s Prayer” often.
That was wonderful! Thank you.
There was only one person on the flight who had a clue about going into space (aerospace engineer). So if something happened to incapacitate that one…? Or was this like a carnival ride, all controlled by someone not actually on the ride?
The only real ASSet many women in the public eye today have is exposure of their boobs and butts ... not that I object
Jeff’s money so he can waste it however he wants. Just don’t want to hear about it but here we are🚀.
The phrase “put the ass in astronaut” is often attributed to comedian Lewis Black. He used it during his stand-up comedy routines to humorously criticize the idea of space exploration and to poke fun at the absurdity of space missions. The phrase plays on the word “astronaut” by emphasizing the “ass” part, humorously making light of the serious and complicated nature of space travel.
While it is a memorable line from Black’s performances, it may not be the earliest usage, but it is widely associated with his comedic style.
She put the naut (a nut) in astronaut too.
It's not big deal science or a feminist triumph or anything important, but it's OK showbiz.
I have no problem with it.
Best of luck to Jeff Bezos promoting space tourism.
I am waiting on this months Penthouse letters. 5 semi-hot chicks all short of breath and excited? No brainer! (Ha, another one!)
The Epic RIDE of John H. Glenn
If she wants to be a famous "astronaut" shopper, she needs to study the history. Men were taking "rides" into space way back in the 60s.
“Astrothots”
I think it was a neat thing to do and they could have pulled it off if they had not tried to shoehorn some deeper meaning in it other then a fun 11 minute carnival ride.
Pretending it was some great achievement is where all the criticism is coming from.
I haven’t seen an article to tell us how much they paid for this 15-minute flight but I assume it was a lot.
It’s their money and they can spend it however they want, but I personally couldn’t spend a lot for a space ride thinking instead how much I could help other people with that kind of money.
Space Nullity (with apologies to David Bowie)
[Instrumental Intro]
[Intro]
Ground Control to Katy Perry
Ground Control to Katy Perry
Take your Denon PerL earbuds out and put your Dolce & Gabbana on
(Ten) Ground Control (Nine) to Katy Perry (Eight, seven)
(Six) Commencing (Five) countdown, engines on
(Four, three, two)
Check ignition (One) and may Gaia's love (Lift off) be with you
[Verse 1]
This is Ground Control to Katy Perry
You've really made the grade
And the influencers want to know choice in twenty-eight
Now it's time to come back home
This is Katy Perry to Ground Control
I'm doing nothing, it’s a boor
And Gayle King’s passing gas in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
[Chorus]
[Instrumental Break]