Posted on 04/12/2025 11:54:04 AM PDT by simpson96
A woman stripped naked and ran through Dallas Fort Worth International (DFW) Airport squirting people with her water bottle while screaming about being a polyglot and then destroying airport equipment.
Unfortunately, we lack context, but a video shows a naked woman prancing about a terminal concourse squiring others with a water bottle.
She screams, “I speak all languages, mother….” while evading the grasp of the security guard (who understandably did not even want to touch her).
A good samaritan offered her a coat in an attempt to cover her modesty, but she ran in the opposite direction and proceeded to knock over some stanchions then throw her shoe at a monitor above a boarding gate until it broke.
The video ends before she is apprehended.
I watched the video so you don’t have to…I won’t embed the video because it is NSFW
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What else are you going to do if you’re a naked woman at DFW?
I’m worried about clicking the link and seeing Helen Thomas in the buff.
And yes, I’m not sure weather I’d laugh, or shrivel up in horror.
Thanks, Laz ....
Yea. I’m with ya.
I’ve had worse..
I always miss out on the fun.
Threw her shoe? So she wasn’t completely naked. Guess the airport booze must have gone off or sumpting.
well damn... here I thought she had some major league swoopers so I posted that Swingin’ tune... so please allow me to change it to the kids line in Jaws!! “Shes got *i*s like a sparrow!”
Flying AA will do it every time. I wonder if she was upset as to where she was going - Detroit maybe?
Guilty!! Lock her up!!
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Wait...she’s wearing a censored sign...that’s ok, right?
(paraphrasing) PCPs a helluva drug.
not to insult her, but that’s nothing!
wait til you see what’s going on out in the once-great State of Californication! -—
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How many freepers I’ve had a nightmare where they are naked in a public place trying to cover themselves I think probably everybody has had that nightmare I can’t imagine
Although I have known women who modeled naked or were strippers, and they got used to it, those damn strippers could sure coax that money out of ya if they knew what they were doing when I was a young man I certainly pursued enough of them, but what a fools errand
This is back before strippers. We’re all hookers by the way.
Hell, I've had worse TODAY!
Stick with me, kid. I always get first crack, but you get follow-up. 😁
Anti-anxiety meds and alcohol. It’s a pretty common thing.
Nah. Not all that guilty.
But if you MUST convict, then probation only, and I am the Probation Officer!
(furiously taking notes and crushing pills into a bottle of whiskey)
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