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My reply would be: "A geranium."
1 posted on 03/23/2025 6:19:40 PM PDT by simpson96
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A dull knife


2 posted on 03/23/2025 6:20:22 PM PDT by Fai Mao (All Democrats need to go to prison.)
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A potato chip?


3 posted on 03/23/2025 6:21:57 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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An earthworm.


5 posted on 03/23/2025 6:24:30 PM PDT by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created...")
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There was a patch of chewed gum stuck under a table I sat at recently.


6 posted on 03/23/2025 6:24:41 PM PDT by Yogafist
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“Name one thing smarter than Whoopi Goldberg.”

Whooping cough.


9 posted on 03/23/2025 6:27:00 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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My cat; and for good measure, my Instant Pot.


10 posted on 03/23/2025 6:27:11 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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A rock.


11 posted on 03/23/2025 6:28:43 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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Pine bark mulch.


12 posted on 03/23/2025 6:29:29 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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My dog..... if I had one.


14 posted on 03/23/2025 6:31:02 PM PDT by LastDayz (A Blunt and Brazen Texan. I Will Not Be Assimilated.)
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Two Factoids

- I would be hard pressed to find something that is not smarter than Hoppie

-Hoppie appears to be following the Marlon Brando diet, also known as The Tourist That Ate Pago Pago.


15 posted on 03/23/2025 6:32:09 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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Toe Jam

Jelly Bean

Domesticated Turkey
17 posted on 03/23/2025 6:34:12 PM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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I’m looking at a fence post right now. That.


22 posted on 03/23/2025 6:44:24 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To enjoy the comments I would have to login.

No thanks.

23 posted on 03/23/2025 6:51:16 PM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
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My goats. Including the one that kept getting its horns stuck in the fence.


24 posted on 03/23/2025 6:53:01 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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A box of rocks.

5.56mm


27 posted on 03/23/2025 7:06:31 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Thank you Jesus. )
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a retarded slug


29 posted on 03/23/2025 7:12:28 PM PDT by RatRipper
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My toenail clippings.


31 posted on 03/23/2025 7:29:34 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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Johnny Somali is Einstein compared to Whoopi Goldberg.
32 posted on 03/23/2025 7:31:16 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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What I picked up in my backyard this afternoon, because my dogs are very inconsiderate.


33 posted on 03/23/2025 7:37:18 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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A GARDEN SNAIL


34 posted on 03/23/2025 7:38:40 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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