Posted on 03/20/2025 10:50:22 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — In a desperate bid to save their rides from destruction, Liberal owners of Tesla vehicles are painting rainbow colors on their car doors in hopes that violent mobs will pass them by.
"I love the gays," said one nervous liberal caught painting his car door. "Please don't torch my baby."
Liberals who bought Tesla vehicles to help the environment and look better than everyone else have suddenly found themselves on the wrong side of history now that Elon Musk, under the direction of President Trump, has begun rooting out waste and corruption in the U.S. government. Now bands of raving leftists are vandalizing Tesla factories, dealerships, and vehicles to get back at the controversial African-American immigrant.
"I'm a good man, but I own a Tesla," said one liberal Tesla owner who agreed to speak anonymously. "It's not my fault Elon Musk turned into literally Hitler. I just hope the pride flag I painted on my car doors will be enough to save me from social justice."
Often joining the pride colors adorning Tesla vehicles are BLM slogans and calls for women's healthcare.
Antón Gimbel, a proud organizer of a Tesla mob, said he got the idea to mark out the cars of liberal owners when he almost torched his own vehicle. "Boy, was my face red," he said. "I mean embarrassed, not Indian — I mean Native American. Please — please don't cancel me."
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IOW, PASSOVER......................
It is actually a very good idea, a bumper sticker of some sort, a magnetic gay power flag or similar camouflage items.
I was thinking the same thing. So, which one of us needs help the most?
We’re completely 100% normal.....................
Surely all those Teslas already have twenty-dozen activist stickers plastered all over them? Adding a rainbow is adding icing to the ice cream.
This is a wonderful idea...glad the Bee is spreading the idea.
(The person I was behind had a bumper sticker on the car like this). This was a random Internet picture to show the sticker, and I hope that CPO on the license plate doesn't mean the driver was a Chief Petty Officer in the USN. I believe I freedom of speech, but not freedom from being judged by your actions.
If this was a military person, I wholly reject him and any of his deeds because as a Democrat supporter, he has rejected the oath he took when he entered the military.
FU-18. Love it!
I saw a Tesla with Deport Elon bumper sticker yesterday.
I saw a Tesla sticker that said” I bought this before the plot twist”
In earlier times black people painted SOUL on doors and windows.
Some here are too young to have been eyewitnesses in Michigan in 1967 to the Detroit Riots. I remember.
After the riots, hundreds of black people were homeless and later had no drug stores or markets for their needs.
Consequences.
F-86?
One of the greatest jets and beautiful.
My feeling exactly when a military person is a leftist.
Yes but not “C” model (dog sabre)
That license plate is likely to be from the state of New South Wales, Australia (Sydney)..
I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac
I was thinking lambs blood and matzoh.
Then again…
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