Posted on 02/20/2025 6:49:45 AM PST by BenLurkin
An Alabama man’s lifeless body was discovered under his car surrounded by a pack of hogs that escaped from their enclosure, according to police.
Steven Kyle Satterfield, 51, was found dead with multiple injuries sustained from pigs he owned at his Piedmont home Monday afternoon, according to the Piedmont Police Department, the Calhoun Journal reported.
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Police believe Satterfield took shelter under his vehicle after the hogs broke free.
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Unintended Consequences
What a way to go. Poor guy.
But the author should know that hogs don’t run in packs; a group of hogs is a “sounder.”
Other goodies:
Gang of elk
Fesnyng ferrets
Skulk of foxes
Tower of giraffes
Troop of gorillas
Bloat of hippopotami
Harras of horses
Cackle of hyenas
Cackle of Kamalas
Court of kangaroos
Conspiracy of lemurs
Prowl of leopards
Murder of crows
Pigs are really dangerous animals. They are not like Disney characters. They are not like Arnold on Green Acres.
They will kill you given half a chance.....................
Pigeons plot in secrecy.
This reminds me of a young girl being killed a few years ago in Cape Breton Canada by a pack of coyotes... Like... What are the chances?
You left out the kackle of Cankles
“Time to feed the hogs.”
One of many reasons that AR15s are useful firearms to have.
My favorite is a murder of crows.
I think we need a “Planet of the Pigs” movie!
Brick Top:
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol:
Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top:
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig sh*t, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Probably some of Davy Hogg’s supporters?
“My favorite is a murder of crows.”
An excellent movie BTW...
Scat of Democrats?
A “secrecy”? Never heard that one.
A group of pigeons is most commonly called the boring avian term “flock.” Sometimes pigeons in flight are called a “kit” or “kite.”
Good one on Kamala.
A “Kackle of Cankles.”
Now you did it...coffee all over the place!
LOL.
A “Scat of Democrats” — more coffee spewing! Love it!
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