Posted on 02/15/2025 12:30:29 PM PST by MNDude
World Health Organization (WHO) leaders are sounding the alarm Thursday, warning that President Trump's temporary freeze on federal funding for the organization may delay the release of a new pandemic.
"And that would be terrible," the organization said in a statement. "We've got a cool name for it and everything. Delaying the pandemic now would cost hundreds, maybe thousands of good-paying Chinese jobs."
According to WHO officials, the next pandemic is expected to be a "real doozy" and lead to creative new policies like standing exactly 28.5 feet away from other people, wearing masks over your ears, and burning down churches. But now, at the rate American policies are changing, the pandemic may never even happen.
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Oh wait. That laugh fest came from the Beeb.
'My wife fears sex, I fear death' - impacts of the USAID freeze
BBC News ^ | February 15, 2025 | By Dorcas Wangira
That’s about right...
I think the current bird flu is BS, too.
I know. Babylon Bee = Real News. MSM = Fake News.
But the Left will certainly unleash something to derail Trump and undermine his base's support for him.
I don't know what it will look like this time but let's be prepared.
Bullseye!
That email was not meant for public release, it was meant for Bill Gates.
IIRC, PDJT established a pandemic rapid-response virology capability within the NIH during the last year of his first term.
I wonder if Biden disbanded it ?
Hilarious.
Worse yet Trump's Funding Cuts may slow down the fall of Western Civilization.
Lol!
Omg! Wtf! Shut down everything, don’t go anywhere, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Oh, wait it’s the Bee!
Babylon Bee nails it EVERY time! They are so clever 🥰
WHAT????
oh, yeah, The Bee ...
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