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1 posted on 02/09/2025 2:37:53 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

They couldn’t design it like an elevator, to stop if it dropped a few inches?


2 posted on 02/09/2025 2:39:54 PM PST by Jonty30 (Groundhogs don't falsify their predictions for grant money, whereas climate scientists do. )
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To: BenLurkin

So, at night, you resort to street urination?


3 posted on 02/09/2025 2:40:30 PM PST by caver ( )
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To: BenLurkin

As we said in college a long time ago, “that’s a pisser.”


4 posted on 02/09/2025 2:45:36 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (They were the FA-est of times, they were the FO-est of times.)
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To: BenLurkin

He had an “Oh shit!” moment

Solved...


6 posted on 02/09/2025 2:49:22 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: BenLurkin
In Amsterdam they just had n open pipe on the street corner that people would walk up to an piss in.

I really had to laugh at a beer festival I attended in Brussels. They had a four sided (four guys could piss at the same time) totally open, setting directly under the street light in the middle of the intersection.


8 posted on 02/09/2025 2:49:41 PM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: BenLurkin

A work related death so bizarre, so unclean, that the family may have considered using a simple made up story to explain it. “The ceiling collapsed on him inside of a building where he was making repairs. That’s all I know.”


9 posted on 02/09/2025 2:49:41 PM PST by lee martell
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To: BenLurkin; Red Badger; gymbeau

Maybe he felt a bit flushed?


13 posted on 02/09/2025 2:53:37 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration; The acronym defines the science.)
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To: BenLurkin

His inquest heard it took two hours for a crane to arrive to lift the urinal off him.

I suspect he was dead the moment the loo dropped on him, so why would it matter how long it would take for the crane to arrive.

They report this like it is expected cranes are sitting around like fire trucks waiting to respond to emergencies. The question I have is were they looking for a method that would not damage the loo?


14 posted on 02/09/2025 2:54:02 PM PST by Steven Scharf
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To: BenLurkin

where will you
meet your water loo


15 posted on 02/09/2025 2:56:58 PM PST by ArtDodger
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> During the day, they are stored below the pavement and at night they rise hydraulically.

What’s the mystery? Obviously, he died from a tragic, crushing case of erectile dysfunction.


16 posted on 02/09/2025 2:57:07 PM PST by Flatus I. Maximus
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To: BenLurkin

Might want to find the explanation so it doesn’t happen again.


19 posted on 02/09/2025 2:59:49 PM PST by bigcat32
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To: BenLurkin

My bet is that the worker skipped a safety step. Like a lockout or a mechanical stop that should have been in place before venturing underneath the pisser.


20 posted on 02/09/2025 3:06:10 PM PST by HP8753 (Live Free!!!! .............or don't. )
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To: BenLurkin

To pee or NOT to pee..

Shakespeare strikes again.


21 posted on 02/09/2025 3:09:12 PM PST by Adder (End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
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To: BenLurkin

When it’s your time to go...


22 posted on 02/09/2025 3:10:49 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14/12 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: BenLurkin

My pop-up urinal is difficult to use in that state.


26 posted on 02/09/2025 3:32:32 PM PST by GingisK
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To: BenLurkin

I believe “gravity” is the root cause of his death.


27 posted on 02/09/2025 3:47:24 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: BenLurkin

The brits must have some very, very different regulations/rules for working on hydraulic machinery.


28 posted on 02/09/2025 4:37:41 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: BenLurkin
Well, learned a term I've never heard before.
"knocked for six"
Means stunned.
32 posted on 02/09/2025 6:07:12 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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