1 posted on
02/09/2025 2:37:53 PM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
They couldn’t design it like an elevator, to stop if it dropped a few inches?
2 posted on
02/09/2025 2:39:54 PM PST by
Jonty30
(Groundhogs don't falsify their predictions for grant money, whereas climate scientists do. )
To: BenLurkin
So, at night, you resort to street urination?
3 posted on
02/09/2025 2:40:30 PM PST by
caver
( )
To: BenLurkin
As we said in college a long time ago, “that’s a pisser.”
4 posted on
02/09/2025 2:45:36 PM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
(They were the FA-est of times, they were the FO-est of times.)
To: BenLurkin
He had an “Oh shit!” moment
Solved...
6 posted on
02/09/2025 2:49:22 PM PST by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: BenLurkin
In Amsterdam they just had n open pipe on the street corner that people would walk up to an piss in.
I really had to laugh at a beer festival I attended in Brussels. They had a four sided (four guys could piss at the same time) totally open, setting directly under the street light in the middle of the intersection.

To: BenLurkin
A work related death so bizarre, so unclean, that the family may have considered using a simple made up story to explain it. “The ceiling collapsed on him inside of a building where he was making repairs. That’s all I know.”
To: BenLurkin; Red Badger; gymbeau
Maybe he felt a bit flushed?
13 posted on
02/09/2025 2:53:37 PM PST by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration; The acronym defines the science.)
To: BenLurkin
His inquest heard it took two hours for a crane to arrive to lift the urinal off him.
I suspect he was dead the moment the loo dropped on him, so why would it matter how long it would take for the crane to arrive.
They report this like it is expected cranes are sitting around like fire trucks waiting to respond to emergencies. The question I have is were they looking for a method that would not damage the loo?
To: BenLurkin
where will you
meet your water loo
To: BenLurkin
> During the day, they are stored below the pavement and at night they rise hydraulically.
What’s the mystery? Obviously, he died from a tragic, crushing case of erectile dysfunction.
To: BenLurkin
Might want to find the explanation so it doesn’t happen again.
19 posted on
02/09/2025 2:59:49 PM PST by
bigcat32
To: BenLurkin
My bet is that the worker skipped a safety step. Like a lockout or a mechanical stop that should have been in place before venturing underneath the pisser.
20 posted on
02/09/2025 3:06:10 PM PST by
HP8753
(Live Free!!!! .............or don't. )
To: BenLurkin
To pee or NOT to pee..
Shakespeare strikes again.
21 posted on
02/09/2025 3:09:12 PM PST by
Adder
(End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
To: BenLurkin
When it’s your time to go...
22 posted on
02/09/2025 3:10:49 PM PST by
PghBaldy
(12/14/12 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: BenLurkin
My pop-up urinal is difficult to use in that state.
26 posted on
02/09/2025 3:32:32 PM PST by
GingisK
To: BenLurkin
I believe “gravity” is the root cause of his death.
27 posted on
02/09/2025 3:47:24 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
To: BenLurkin
The brits must have some very, very different regulations/rules for working on hydraulic machinery.
28 posted on
02/09/2025 4:37:41 PM PST by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: BenLurkin
Well, learned a term I've never heard before.
"knocked for six"
Means stunned.
32 posted on
02/09/2025 6:07:12 PM PST by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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