Posted on 02/07/2025 8:15:02 PM PST by Dr. Franklin
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Babylon Bee would like to formally announce that it is willing to promote any and all U.S. government causes for the low price of $34 million. This marks a stark change from the previous company policy of mercilessly making fun of the government.
With other media publications like POLITICO cashing in, it's been harder than ever to compete in the media space. That's why, effective immediately, The Babylon Bee will discuss any topic from any point of view for just $34 million. This will ensure the survival of The Babylon Bee for many years to come.
The offer is good for precisely one article promoting a specific government cause or viewpoint. Additional articles will require additional payments. If you are interested in multiple articles, bundle deals will be announced soon.
We look forward to many rewarding partnerships with our new friends in the U.S. Government.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
bttt
Brilliant send-up.
I’ll do it for $10 million. Cheap! Lol.
FANTASTIC !!!
Too late, the USAID building is closed down.
Well, The Bee may be liars, but at least they’re honest.
I’ll do it for 3.4 million dollars.
Looks like the USAID spigot has been twisted shut. Maybe the Bee should approach Soros directly. Middle men cost money.
The Bee should sue for unequal treatment! 🫠
One of their best!
The Bee is a day late and $34 million dollars short! :D
That’s really funny. Their writers are so witty.
Will they take Zimbabwe dollars?
Mexican?
The. Best. Ever.
I’m sure some other alphabet agency is still doing the same thing.
The USAID spigot may be turned off, but I still have a soul I can sell ...
The Bee would have received the contract if they had bid 34 BILLION. Their bid was too low.
Love the Bee and its satire....😎
It’s trolling Politico and the others getting government funding to push Leftists causes...
But you knew that - riiiight?
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