Posted on 02/03/2025 6:04:08 PM PST by BenLurkin
AN alien hunter last night slammed museum bosses for snubbing the chance to publicly display trousers ripped during Scotland’s most famous UFO incident.
Paranormal investigator Malcolm Robinson said he offered to donate the “iconic” trews worn by believer Bob Taylor but was turned down.
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Detectives bagged up Bob’s torn trousers as they probed whether he had been assaulted.
They were later given to the British UFO Research Association before being passed to Mr Robinson.
Respected war hero Bob continued to maintain he had been attacked by a “spaceship thing” until his death aged 88 in 2007.
(Excerpt) Read more at thescottishsun.co.uk ...
Miss Lafferty’s slacks landed in pine tree 30 feet away from where they dropped her on the roof of long John Silvers.
“You know, ‘the thang!?’
Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!................
Detectives bagged up Bob’s torn trousers as they probed whether he had been assaulted.
https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/who-was-the-first-person-to-receive-an-alien-anal-probe
Something tells me these aliens didn’t want to phone home at all.
Ms. Raperdy: Um, no. I woke up, I had to pee like a camel. So, I started peeing and one of the grey aliens slapped the wall and pointed at the bowl. So I got the hint.
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