[BenLurkin]

Miss Lafferty’s slacks landed in pine tree 30 feet away from where they dropped her on the roof of long John Silvers.

[lee martell]

“You know, ‘the thang!?’

[Red Badger]

Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!................

[Jamestown1630]

'...as they probed whether he had been assaulted.'

Um...

[PeterPrinciple]

Detectives bagged up Bob’s torn trousers as they probed whether he had been assaulted.

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I assumed the trousers were ripped as the result of an anal probe.

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/who-was-the-first-person-to-receive-an-alien-anal-probe

[No name given]

Something tells me these aliens didn’t want to phone home at all.