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Trump Announces Plan To Make California A Part Of The U.S.
The Bee ^ | January 29, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 01/29/2025 11:22:39 AM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Adding to a list of bold initiatives that had included speculative goals to annex Greenland and absorb Canada as a new state, President Donald Trump announced a new plan to make California a part of the United States.

According to inside sources, the plan came about due to Trump's dream to provide the oppressed people of California with the same freedoms and liberties experienced by citizens of the United States.

"It's time to once again spread democracy outside our borders," Trump said in a brief statement to the media. "For far too long, the downtrodden people of California have suffered under a brutally oppressive regime. The time is now for America to act and break the chains holding Californians captive and introduce them to the hope of a brighter, freer future as part of the United States. I've heard it's called the ‘Golden State.' I like gold, don't you, folks? And they have really good produce. You've got to have good fruit."

Californians overwhelmingly supported the plan. "Yes! Please, save us! We'd love to be a part of the U.S.!" shouted California resident Bobby Biriescu. "Our people are being crushed under this despotic rule. We want to be free! We would welcome our American liberators with open arms. We have oranges!"

At publishing time, Trump administration sources indicated that the plan was moving forward quickly, with the goal of potentially annexing California by the summer so Americans could visit Disneyland without having to travel outside the U.S.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Maybe President Trump should round up and expel to Communist China, the Marxist and Fascist Democrat Politicians and Bureaucrats that are currently running California, before allowing California's entry into the Union.
1 posted on 01/29/2025 11:22:39 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Gotta love The Bee!


2 posted on 01/29/2025 11:29:51 AM PST by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: Navy Patriot

I love this headline.

We need another one just like it: Trump Announces Plan to Make New York and Washington, DC A Part of the US”.


3 posted on 01/29/2025 11:30:49 AM PST by butterdezillion
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To: Navy Patriot

Californians confused found out they are not the center of the universe.


4 posted on 01/29/2025 11:35:35 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: Navy Patriot

Doesn’t sound like such a good idea to me but if Trump is for it, who am I to argue with him.


5 posted on 01/29/2025 11:35:42 AM PST by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: Navy Patriot

I suggest, start with a territory first.
There needs to be some time to adjust.


6 posted on 01/29/2025 11:50:52 AM PST by AZJeep
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To: Navy Patriot

Then can we deport all the California lefties who moved to red states and turned them blue?


7 posted on 01/29/2025 11:53:45 AM PST by Orosius (A“Wake America Up Again )
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To: Navy Patriot

There are fantastic videos of an Arizona Deputy Sheriff. Just netsearch “Fridays With Frank.” Ninety nine percent of it is traffic, speeding, bad tags, etc, but Deputy Frank adds so much professionalism, and a little humor, to every stop.

The humorous part is what prompted me to share in this Babylon Bee thread. Besides the video, he has a microphone so you can hear him and the driver. As he pulls over another car, the driver hands him their CA license. The driver states, “we just moved from Kalifornia.” Deputy Frank immediately states: “Welcome to the United States of America.”

Also, there are about 100 of these videos. Some of the conversations Deputy Frank has with the drivers are amazing. He even talks about Stoicism.


8 posted on 01/29/2025 11:57:30 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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Lolololol


9 posted on 01/29/2025 12:05:19 PM PST by TnTnTn
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To: TnTnTn

lol


10 posted on 01/29/2025 12:06:18 PM PST by DFG
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To: Navy Patriot

Nah I think we should get to vote on this


11 posted on 01/29/2025 12:21:21 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Navy Patriot

Give it to May-hee-co, and then build the wall along its northern and eastern borders.


12 posted on 01/29/2025 12:25:58 PM PST by Fresh Wind (Kamala defines herself in just 4 words..."Nothing comes to mind.")
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To: Navy Patriot

NO!!!! FOR GOD’S SAKE NOOOOO!!!!!


13 posted on 01/29/2025 1:47:40 PM PST by Redleg Duke (“Time to Play Cowboys and Snowflakes!”)
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To: All

It could be the start of a tidal wave, Oregon, Washington, BC, North Korea, China, Vietnam — all the communist countries around the Pacific.


14 posted on 01/29/2025 2:13:34 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (For two countries with so many lawyers, there ain't much justice in Canada or America (yet))
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