I'm all for this. No Problem.
Posted on 01/25/2025 2:42:55 PM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first official act as Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth announced today that all women in the military will now be nurses and they must wear those hot outfits like they did back in World War II.
Regardless of current rank or role, every woman in the armed forces will be issued a matching white nurse's outfit with the little hat, and all women will now be addressed as simply "nurse."
"This is the kind of military that defeated the Axis powers - a military where women were nurses, and they had hot matching outfits," explained Hegseth. "We are going to bring back what made the United States Armed Forces the best in the world, and that starts with women being nurses and wearing those weirdly sexy dresses."
Rank and file soldiers have roundly praised the move, saying it's the most positive step the military brass has made in decades. "This is what I signed up for - cute nurses wearing the little hats," said Corporal Sam Gamboa. "The problems in the military aren't because of a lack of some new program or new equipment. It starts with a lack of women being nurses and wearing hot matching outfits."
At publishing time, Hegseth had announced his second act would be requiring generals to be smoking a cigar at all times.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
More back to the Good Old Days in America!
Thanks Pete, Thanks President Trump.
Pix please
I'm all for this. No Problem.
No illustrations?
When we were in country the French flight nurses came through. They wore flight suits with good combat boots. We were clinking around in BDUs
I would support women being required to register at 18...just like men. But they wouldn't be required to serve in the military if they didn't want to...just in "public service" positions.
Don’t forget the silk stockings with the seams up the back...held up by garters.
Yeah...that’s the ticket.
(((LOVE THE BEE))))
He has to do SOMETHING to improve morale, considering what our boys have been through for the past 4 years.
What? No donut dollies??
Bring back Hawkeye and Trapper John.
They’ve been in woke jail long enough.
Bring back Hawkeye and Trapper John.
Hawkeye got woker as the series progressed, MASH turned into The Alan Alda Show.
Sam Brinton is absolutely crushed, but will make do with seamed white silk stockings.
BTW, met the real Pappy at a book signing at Fullerton airport while taking flight lessons...he had a good laugh over the "hollywood" version of the VMF-214 also.
OH YES!
The only stipulation is that they have to be real, biological women. Other than that, Pete and the Bee have it ‘right’. AOC is unavailable for incoming ‘that’s sexist’ comment.
After 11 years, you run out of ideas.
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