Posted on 01/24/2025 1:15:32 PM PST by Red Badger
It wasn't long ago when we published a story about Oregon drug dealers who kept their stash in a bag cops would never, ever look in:

You would think after that tactic misfired, no one would imagine trying it again.
And yet …
Meet Florida woman, Teryn Acri, who had recently been pulled over and caught with drugs. As a result of her learning experience, she thought she'd get a little sneaky, so she put her drugs in a place where Florida cops would never, ever look: a bag labeled "Definitely not a bag full of drugs".
You know the one:

When she got pulled over again, and the police asked her what was in the bag, she assured them it was definitely not drugs.
It says so right on the bag!
But for some reason, they didn't trust her or her bag, and they took a peek. Guess what they found!

Deputies discovered methamphetamine, needles, Narcan, digital scales, small baggies, cut straws, and other drug-related items.
Acri was booked on several drug-related charges including trafficking in meth, possession of methamphetamine with intent to sell, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
I'm starting to think the "Definitely not a bag full of drugs" bag isn't the best place to hide your drugs after all.

What? And that didn’t work?
I’d want my money back..................
I think a better logo would be, “Hey Cops! Don’t Look in Here!”
Does Temu have a money back guarantee?? I’m getting nervous here.
Sometimes I think stupidity is contagious!...............
🙄😏..........................
Reminds me of New York city in the 80’s when I was there. People put signs over their radios saying NO RADIO IN CAR!

$7.99 for the bag.
What a country!
Ha! This reminded me of a time when we had an older model van, no back seats just bench seats along the sides. My hubby went to carry some trash out to the alley where the van was parked and he saw a young man inside the van with screwdrivers trying to remove said radio. Conversation went something like this, hey Chance (young man’s name) what ya doing there! Chance responded, I’m trying to get this radio out. Hubs, did you know this was my van? Chance, no I didn’t, but do you want this old radio? Yes, Chance. You need to get out of there. He was the son of the neighbor. That was the 80’s for sure.
“This is not the bag full of drugs you are looking for”.
It wasn’t 4imprint sure.
Florida Woman! Here, hold muh beer...
Obiwan *is* their only hope...
Obviously... you wouldn’t put her body in your *own* trash trolley...
“She ate altogether too much.”
Video is 17 minutes long.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MuzSmEaWtVQ&pp=ygUQU3RlYWxpbmcgZ2FtZSAyMQ%3D%3D
Woman Playing ‘Stealing Game’ at Walmart Busted with Large Stash of Drugs
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