You're joking, surely.
They renamed Lake Calhoun in Minneapolis to some unpronounceable Indian name. That should be changed back. Also, it should still be the Sears Tower. That would be a good way to mess with liberal rats in Chicago.
It would be nice to see the face of Rush Limbaugh carved into Mount Rushmore, but I digress.
Every military base should go back to their old names!
The Gulf of California should be renamed to The Gulf of Mexico. It is entirely contained in Mexico. We can’t make Mexico do that, but we can make the U.S. government do it. And think of all the confusion it will cause! It should be fun to watch.
The Department of Education should be renamed to the Department of Indoctrination until it can be fully dismantled.
The state of Rhode Island should be renamed to Rhode. Or Road. It is not an island, and the h in Rhode is simply too hard to say. Long Island should remain Long Island. It is an island, and it is long.
The Democrat party should be renamed to Satan’s Minions.
The Washington Commanders should be renamed to the Washington Redskins. And the Cleveland Guardians should be renamed to the Cleveland Indians.
The Washington Nationals should be renamed to the Washington Senators.
Assawoman Bay should keep its name. It’s an awesome name.
When the CFL Baltimore Stallions moved to Montreal, they became the Alouettes. No sports team should ever be given a French name. There’s no way it will ever sound masculine. That’s as sissy a name as there ever was. They should be renamed the Stallions. That’s a manly name.
The disease known as Black Lung should be renamed Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis. The new name should be used on all federal tax forms that currently refer to Black Lung.
The Washington Post should be renamed Fishwrap, because that’s all it’s good for.
That’s just for a start.
I suggest renaming the District of Columbia to the District Interested in Crazy Kooky Stuff.
Squaw Valley in Iowa or Nebraska. I forget which.
An immediately one that comes to mind is fixing the name for Clingman’s Dome.
The Smokies having been a favorite family vacation spot since I was a child, and this being a particular location to visit on many of those vacations, it would personally make me happy.
The city of Phuket, Thailand may want to jump on this relabeling bandwagon too!
Maybe they could trade names with an American city named
Nantucket.
They great wall of Chy-na.
Put the military bases back to their real names. Get rid of President Joseph R. Biden Highway that goes through Scranton, put it back to Route 81.
“Harry Reid International Airport”, PLEASE!
Every building or road named after KKK Senator Robert Byrd.
I think that “The Gulf of the Americas” would be the most fitting name since it separates North and South America.
I wonder if Elon and the DOGE will put the kibosh on this renaming business?
“Changing the maps and signs will cost too much.”
Here in Seattle they changed the name of King County awhile ago. They changed it to King County. But now named after MLK, rather than the name of the Vice President(?) when we became a state. A white guy. They had to change all of the signage and emblems and letterhead.
They all had symbols of a crown - now it is an outline of MLK’s head. I forget how many hundreds of thousands of dollars that cost.
Keep Grand Teton national park in Wyoming. It was named by French-Canadian and American trappers in the early 1800s before Lewis and Clark’s trek. And after.
In French, it means “Big Tits”.
boy i sure am glad that Mt McKinley is back. that Denali thing really stuck in my craw.
of course all desecrated historic statues and monuments need to be restored. don’t know how much Trump can do about that though.
Americanize “Dirty Sanchez” to… “Filthy Diddy”.
ALL the schools that have recent been renamed from Thomas Jefferson to some black activist’s name.