Posted on 01/17/2025 4:59:56 AM PST by MtnClimber
Now that President Trump is about to assume the presidency again, what does the rest of 2025 hold?
Here are my predictions -- satirical, of course:
*January 20—A number of Democrats don’t attend the inauguration of Donald Trump, prompting most Americans to say, “Don’t care. Screw ‘em.”
*January 21—Democrats start new impeachment proceedings against President Trump.
*January 30—Former U.S. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley admits that the drones flying over the East Coast have “been ours all along.” He added, “My bad, I should’ve mentioned this before, but I’ve been distracted lately trying to save our democracy from Donald J. Trump.”
*January 31-- Milley recants his previous statement, now saying that he has “no idea who or what” is flying the drones over the U.S.
*February 1-- Milley swears that both of his previous statements concerning drone overflights of America’s East Coast have been “misinterpreted.” He now claims that, even though the drones have recently been proven to have Chinese markings on them, they are “likely from a scary alien planet that is cleverly trying to make it seem like the drones are Chinese.” He vows to alert his Chinese counterparts if Trump should decide to take assertive action against them.
*February 2—Several ‘RINOS’ step outside the Capitol Building offices, see their shadows, and scurry back inside, vowing not to come back out until Donald Trump is gone.
*February 10—California Gov. Gavin Newsom announces that those arsonists whose fires have caused less than $10,000 in damage will no longer be prosecuted.
*February 14—The Bidens, Schumers, and Pelosis have dinner at a favorite Chinese restaurant in D.C. For some reason, they are ‘comped.’
*February 16—The WHO, CDC, NIH, UN, and Dr. Fauci say the ‘Quad-demic’ of flu, norovirus, RSV, and COVID-25 mandate the total lockdown
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- The entire 0bama staff drowns while water boarding in Hawaii. There is no investigation.
You might have some good additions here.
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