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Moose, cheese, sister...
1 posted on 12/24/2024 7:58:25 AM PST by Loyalist
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'It began, as these things sometimes do, while people were out spreading moose estrogen on trees.'

Great first line for a novel...
2 posted on 12/24/2024 8:09:23 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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Ok, no story where people stopped and GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE is going to have a happy ending.

Keeping driving if you can, if they stop in front of you, reverse is a thing. If you are trapped for some reason keep your doors locked and your windows up.

Why does it seem so hard for people to follow these simple rules?

Why do they seem to be compelled to stop their vehicle, get out and yell at the other person who has also stopped and gotten out?

Is there a factory somewhere that stamps out these idiots?

Unless your car is on fire, you should stay in it.

3 posted on 12/24/2024 8:26:17 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Loyalist

A moose ate my sister once ...


4 posted on 12/24/2024 8:27:09 AM PST by Uncle Miltie ("Israel will just have to ... kill more Christians” - FR's own "nitzy")
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No sense driving around the woods on a four-wheeler smelling like a moose in heat.


5 posted on 12/24/2024 8:50:46 AM PST by null and void (Regarding the second Trump presidency, everyone who isn’t terrified is thankful!)
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