Two cows, a sheep wander through Ontario, Canada, downtown area

UPI ^ | 12/6/24 | Ben Hooper

[DallasBiff]

So the OPP(Ontario Police Patrol) can't find two cows and a sheep, sounds more like the Keystone cops.

I know a boring story to post, but Trump won and the democrats are basically silent, and it's Saturday have fun.

[ClearCase_guy]

These thruples are getting out of hand.

[Spaceman49]

So .. . two cows and a sheep walk into a bar .. .

[gundog]

...the OPP(Ontario Police Patrol) can't find two cows and a sheep.

I would think it would be as easy as waiting for the phone to ring.

[shaggy eel]

,,, another story to be credited to the horror of climate emergency.

[SaveFerris]

Great opening line for a joke.....

[cgbg]

The town has three thousand people in it—and the article mentions “downtown”.

lol

[gundog]

False alarm....two sows and a cheep...

[9YearLurker]

Looks like they’re wisely sticking together.

[xp38]

You have 2 cows....

[lurk]

Out in the Rocky Mtn states they have seasonal cattle and sheep drives through many towns, moving herds from Summer grazing to Winter enclosure.

People think nothing of it.

[Ezekiel]

two cows and a sheep seen wandering loose

Two moovers and a shaver.

[shaggy eel]

,,, I should have put “sarcasm” after my comment... sorry about that.

[ArcadeQuarters]

Country living. When I was a kid, we sometimes found cows or sheep in the yard. Once the neighbor’s horse wandered over. It was fun.

[xp38]

For many a year I lived in house that backed onto a river system. Behind us was the river but also a sloping field. Down the road from our suburban subdivision was a horse stable/farm and they would let the horses out each day and they would come and graze in the field behind our place. We also had an access path beside our house. Once in a blue moon the horses would decide to explore a bit more and they would come up the path and graze on our front lawn. I and the horse farm are long gone from there now but I still have some old pictures I took of them munching on our lawn. We’d call the farm and some hands would come around and scoot them home eventually.

[knarf]

The VIEW actually DID leave ?

[MayflowerMadam]

Very good!

[Redmen4ever]

Police stopped them and asked what were they doing.

The first cow said, “moo.”

The second cow said, “moo.”

The sheep said, “sorry, I don’t speak French.”

[null and void]

Are they looking for a Manger?

[Larry Lucido]

The sheep says, Got any grapes?