Trump Renews Relations With Castro Regime

BabylonBee.com ^ | Dec 1, 2024 | The Babylon Bee

[HIDEK6]

Yes, this is funny. You may chortle, comrades.

[chajin]

I actually believed it for about ten seconds; forgot to check the source

[DIRTYSECRET]

Come on. Rubio is going to disturb the excrement down there and the people will not swallow the company line anymore like they do in N. Korea.

Cuba will accept the offer Trump gave to Kim regarding development. We could turn that country around in 10 years.

[MtnClimber]

[Bernard]

When I saw the headline, I thought the story would be about those guys from Houston.

[Vesuvian]

Me too!

[OKSooner]

Evvy pitcha tell a story don't it?

No need to comment.

[wildcard_redneck]

I am going to bet that. Lot of Canadians are starting to believe it. The opportunity was there, the motive was there, and Trudeau is a communist SOB that looks just like old Fidel Castro. I tend to believe my lying eyes when I look at Justin from Team Canada.

[Drew68]

Imagine being your nation's whole First Lady and mother of three and deciding to party pantyless with Mick Jagger at Studio '54 in 1979, allowing the paparazzi to take pics of your hairy clam for the whole world to see.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Personally, I prefer the name ‘Castreau’, as it ‘honours’ both of his communist, rat bastard fathers.

I hope that an election is called early, though I doubt it. What would be hilarious would be that, after the election is over, and Polievre wins a majority, PDJT publicly announces, “Justin, you’re fired!” THAT would be awesome!

[OldGoatCPO]

Me too. I got all excited about buying Cuban cigars, and when I clicked on the link and saw Baby Castro, I knew immediately it was the Bee. First, I chuckled, then I was sad. No Cubans! 😢

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

8 seconds to realize this was the Bee

That is a solid got me.

[unlearner]

The hits keep coming.

Bump.

[Brilliant]

I think it would be a smart move to get rid of the commies and re-establish relations. It would have a huge effect on Florida’s economy.

[eyeamok]

Let’s hope this is the First Step to DEPORT HOLLYWOOD to Cuba.

[butlerweave]

ROFL

[Maine Mariner]

Same here! :)

[Maine Mariner]

And see major improvements in living standards within two or three years.

[SharpRightTurn]

“Personally, I prefer the name ‘Castreau’, as it ‘honours’ both of his communist, rat bastard fathers.”

Castreau. Well done.