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'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds at Thanksgiving Kids' Table
The Bee ^ | November 28, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/28/2024 11:21:27 AM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids' table during Kamala Harris's family Thankgiving dinner were confused and "a little frightened" as she gave a speech urging them not to "let anyone steal your power," sources confirmed Thursday.

Harris gave the rousing address after parking herself on a small Little Tikes chair next to the youngsters, her "sixth or seventh" glass of cabernet in hand.

"Don't let anyone steal your...your power," Harris reportedly said as the children glanced at each other awkwardly. "Riley, listen up, honey," she continued, addressing one girl as Harris slowly blinked and swayed gently from side to side. "Girl, you hear what I'm sayin'? Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you."

"Nuh-uh. Not in this house. That's right, honey." Harris then attempted to fist-bump the girl but missed, unbalancing herself and sloshing a bit of wine onto the carpet.

"What we did was [hiccup] unpresidented," she continued as her husband, Doug, came to gently lead her to a couch in the living room. "Un-unprecedented. In 107 days, we raised, like, a billion dollars. Do you know how much money that is, girl? It's like, a lot of money."

At publishing time, kids were being told to "keep it down" as "Aunt Kamala has a cold" and needed to sleep for a bit.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; drunkkamala; unburdenedbypower
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To: Navy Patriot

Hey kids, don’t worry about it. We don’t know WTF she says either.


21 posted on 11/28/2024 12:54:12 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: Navy Patriot

Were they illegal aliens?

when we all sing happy tunes, and sing Merry Christmas, and wish each other Merry Christmas, these children are not going to have a Merry Christmas. How dare we speak Merry Christmas. How dare we? They will not have a Merry Christmas,


22 posted on 11/28/2024 12:54:50 PM PST by scrabblehack
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To: VideoDoctor

How exceedingly charitable of you. Lol!


23 posted on 11/28/2024 12:55:53 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: Navy Patriot

More importantly kids, when you grow up never allow anyone to take away your chablis.


24 posted on 11/28/2024 1:30:42 PM PST by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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To: packagingguy

We know how she got her power.


25 posted on 11/28/2024 2:18:52 PM PST by xp38
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To: Responsibility2nd

26 posted on 11/28/2024 2:30:19 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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To: Navy Patriot
Drunk, stupid and losing because of the most abysmally run presidential campaign in American history is no way to go through life Kammy.
27 posted on 11/28/2024 4:21:03 PM PST by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Watching the videos on youtube, of election night, I notice they start off opining about the tone and quality of the two campaigns. How clever and uplifting, how positive and professional was the Harris campaign; whereas Trump did this wrong, didn’t do enough of that, and all the stuff he said that (in their view) wasn’t true. Once again, they assumed he’d lose, and they couldn’t wait to explain why. Then as the night wore on they lost that gleam in their eyes, and that was the last we’d ever hear about the greatest campaign ever.


28 posted on 11/28/2024 5:24:36 PM PST by Buttons12 ( )
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To: Navy Patriot

She apparently was as drunk as a skunk.
The poster person for the communist RAT party.....LOL


29 posted on 11/28/2024 5:27:26 PM PST by lgjhn23 ("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created..." )
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To: Navy Patriot
Coach: Whats your super power Kamala?

Harris: I melt…

Coach: “SIDE-KICK!!!”

30 posted on 11/28/2024 5:41:12 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Navy Patriot

Yep, her demeanor was definitely “talking to five-year-olds.”

Or alternatively, you could call it “drunksplaining”.


31 posted on 11/28/2024 7:07:01 PM PST by simpson96
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