Posted on 11/26/2024 10:03:12 AM PST by Retain Mike
ALEXANDRIA, VA - In an effort to root out racism, the Salvation Army announced they will no longer be accepting any donations in the form of bills or coins that have white people on them.
"Ever since we learned that racism is everywhere, all the time, ingrained in every aspect of life, we realized most U.S. currency depict the faces of white men who only did evil, racist things in their lives," said the Commander-in-Chief of the Salvation Army, Clurvis Bellman. "We then decided the best way to feed, clothe, and comfort the poor and needy is to stop accepting money tarnished with the faces of men who were basically Hitler."
This new policy has required some modifications to their standard donation procurement; red donation buckets seen outside of retail establishments will now be accompanied by a bell ringer, a money examiner, and a public shamer to loudly criticize the donor for trying to help the poor with evil, white supremacist money.
The Salvation Army later announced they have defeated racism and have also filed for bankruptcy.
I’m so glad this is The Babylon Bee.
Biden and his stooges had a plan.
Oh, so this publication is truly in keeping with the permanent direction of the organization.
This article is from 3 years ago.
While this was an issue worthy of exploration back in 2021, the Salvation Army has distanced itself from the person or persons who caused the controversy, and remains a far better organization than the Red Cross, the United Way, and especially better than FEMA.
We donate local except for the state Right to Life organization.
Yes. But BB might not even know it. Once again The Bee is truth.
“This article is from 3 years ago.”
O-kaaay...?
Starting your own non-profit could be a great scam. Form your board of trustees with those businesses you will give contracts to and have them vote you a million-dollar salary. Hold it, didn’t Bill and Hilary already do that?
Bill and Hillary sure did do that and they made like a quarter of $1 billion on it. And they got probably a trail of 50 bodies to go with it
I tried to find something recent on Salvation Army but most of it referenced to 2021. There was an article from 2022 that said they were still sending workers to DEI school. They used to by my favorite, no more. The recent flyer I got from them hinted they were still into racism.
Our state (Oregon) run food bank is gone full on political, woke and anti-semetic. Years ago it was local, I was even a board member. I no longer give them cash. I will buy food to donate thru my church.
Sorry, I wasn’t picking on you. I just meant that the Salvation Army didn’t seem to change much since you dropped them. This article is from the BLM/Antifa time (2021).
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