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Trump To Round Up Illegals With Taco Trap
https://babylonbee.com ^
| Nov 19 2024
| Unknown
Posted on 11/19/2024 3:45:07 PM PST by Beowulf9
WASHINTON, D.C. — In a stealth move aimed at rounding up as many illegal immigrants as possible, President-Elect Donald Trump was reportedly finalizing plans to set up taco traps around the D.C. area.
As part of his hardline stance against illegal immigration, Trump commissioned an expert team of engineers to devise state-of-the-art migrant traps consisting of a wooden box propped up by a stick with a string attached to it featuring tacos as the bait.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; illegals; tacos; trump
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posted on
11/19/2024 3:45:07 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
11/19/2024 3:46:49 PM PST
by
simpson96
To: Beowulf9
Trump To Round Up Illegals With Taco TrapExcellent!
...if the trappers don't eat the bait....
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posted on
11/19/2024 3:53:14 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(I Voted For President Trump, Celebrate Recivilization!)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
11/19/2024 3:53:39 PM PST
by
simpson96
To: Beowulf9
Hah!
But will it work with Chinese, African, Russian, Indian, Iranian, Arab, etc. alien invaders?
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posted on
11/19/2024 3:54:42 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Beowulf9
More likely to catch overweight college football fans...
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posted on
11/19/2024 3:55:04 PM PST
by
who knows what evil?
(Hospitals are the most dangerous place on Earth! Dr. David Williams)
To: Beowulf9
they’re also known as taco bell...
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posted on
11/19/2024 3:59:20 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: NorthMountain
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:07:17 PM PST
by
rdcbn1
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:13:13 PM PST
by
stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
To: Navy Patriot
START WITH EVERY SINGE WESTERN UNION LOCATION IN THE USA.
THAT IS WHERE THE ILLEGALS WHO HAVE INCOME GO TO SEND REMITTANCES BACK TO HOME COUNTRIES.
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:20:21 PM PST
by
ridesthemiles
(not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
To: simpson96
Thank the “Bee!”
I’ll contribute “taco money” and 50 boxes.
I love Round ups!
God Bless DJ Trump and the USA!
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:31:45 PM PST
by
BatGuano
(DJ Trump and JD Vance, winners, Praise The Lord.)
To: Beowulf9
At publishing time, Trump also announced he would be budgeting to pay Mariachi bands to play the song "So Long, Farewell" from The Sound Of Music on all planes carrying deported illegal immigrants out of the country. That is the BEST line
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:38:28 PM PST
by
Pontiac
(esse welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
To: Pontiac
At publishing time, Trump also announced he would be budgeting to pay Mariachi bands to play the song “So Long, Farewell” from The Sound Of Music on all planes carrying deported illegal immigrants out of the country.
~~~~~
That is the BEST line
Agree!
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:41:11 PM PST
by
Jane Long
(Jesus is Lord!)
To: Beowulf9
Could also do it with phony Quinceañera invitations
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:44:17 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Beowulf9
Tacos like that...I’d get in the trap !!!
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:45:40 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Beowulf9
Uh oh, I might be in trouble.
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:48:16 PM PST
by
stevio
(Fight until you die!)
To: tet68
I would be worried they would catch Michael Moore.
Lol.
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:49:29 PM PST
by
cgbg
(It is time to pull the Deep State out of the mass media--like ticks from a dog.)
To: Beowulf9
Make them breakfast tacos and you might have something there.
A doctor told me so.
-PJ
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posted on
11/19/2024 4:51:15 PM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Beowulf9
To: Navy Patriot
Funny, BUT THIS WHAT LEFTISTS THINK MOST HISPANICS ARE LIKE.
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posted on
11/19/2024 5:09:12 PM PST
by
cowboyusa
(YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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