To: SeekAndFind
A snobbish English teacher was sitting in an Atlanta airport coffee shop waiting for her flight back to Connecticut, when a friendly Southern Belle sat down next to her.
“Where y’all goin’ to?” asked the Southern Belle.
Turning her nose in the air, the snob replied “I don’t answer people who end their sentences with prepositions.”
The Southern Belle thought a moment, and tried again.
“Where y’all goin’ to, BITCH?”
5 posted on
11/18/2024 8:50:07 AM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
I use the word “huh”: “Where are you going to, huh?”
7 posted on
11/18/2024 8:51:09 AM PST by
glennaro
(2024: The Year of The Reckoning, lest our Republic succumb to the "progressive" disease of the Left)
To: dfwgator
11 posted on
11/18/2024 8:54:51 AM PST by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: dfwgator
22 posted on
11/18/2024 8:59:33 AM PST by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: dfwgator
Now the snob is twice as offended, because the Southern Belle ended her last sentence with an adverb disguised as a misplaced modifier!!!
To: dfwgator
33 posted on
11/18/2024 9:06:29 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: dfwgator
53 posted on
11/18/2024 9:26:40 AM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: dfwgator
LOL, thanks. I needed that one.
56 posted on
11/18/2024 9:31:40 AM PST by
BlackbirdSST
(Trump or Bust! Long live the Republic.)
To: dfwgator
wrecked ‘im, damn near killed him.
73 posted on
11/18/2024 10:14:39 AM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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