[BigEdLB]

Where else would a body go? Zombies need to be fit

[piasa]

So much for the idea that they regularly clean those tanning beds.

[Billthedrill]

A sign was placed on the front door as of Monday that says 'tanning is currently unavailable.'

They might try "Dead Bodies Not Allowed". Otherwise, how would people know?

[sit-rep]

i thought when you die all bodily functions relax and you leak out urine and feces almost immediately... No?

[Pollard]

What’s that smell?

[Steely Tom]

Planet Deadness.

[Retrofitted]

Well done!

[Patriot Babe]

FINAL DESTINATION 2 WITH A CAMEO SONG “FIRE” by Ohio Players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UABG3Npb3Cs

[caddie]

This isn’t really news. We all know tanning beds are bad for you.

[Vaduz]

It tell how often the tanning beds get cleaned at Planet Fitness.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Body of man who mysteriously went missing discovered three days later inside tanning bed at Planet Fitness

So I guess Planet Fitness doesn't wipe down the equipment on a regular schedule?

[SaxxonWoods]

I have tanned at a Planet Fitness. He must have come in late Friday, close to closing time. Somebody missed the light at desk area showing the booth was occupied or forgot to turn it on when they told him the room #. Employee didn’t check all the booths before leaving. Gets worse on Saturday and Sunday, they are open for 12 hours! How could no customers get sent to that bed for two days? Doesn’t sound possible, this story is incomplete.

[heavy metal]

redefines getting baked...

[glorgau]

Shows how often they clean those beds...

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

[Paul R.]

Good Lord, even a dead mouse is bad enough...