Posted on 11/08/2024 4:24:41 PM PST by dynachrome
In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump's victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O'Donnell vowed to continue her sex strike that has already reached 38 years.
O'Donnell made the vow in a video released on social media, promising to carry on her abstinence well past 40 years and into a fifth decade in an effort to show her outrage at Trump's re-election.
"I've been protesting Trump's presidency since the late 1980s," O'Donnell said during the video. "All of these liberal women are coming out now and saying they're going on sex strikes to protest Trump's election? Join the club, ladies. I've been the one driving this bus for decades. I'm the original woman who stopped sleeping with anyone because of my outrage toward Trump's fascism. Nobody has had less sex than me."
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She’s not wrong.
It’s easy to “strike” when there is absolutely NO demand!
There is not enough absinth and ecstacy manufactured in this world to compel any man to shaft her.
,,, [without a partner]. Duracell syndrome.
But if Rosie had the keys to the White House, Kamala would consider it.
Rosie is a lezzo. She’s so ugly even Laz wouldn’t hit that.
So she goes with other munchers.
I think this makes men happier than even having Trump elected again. Almost.
. “Oh, yeah, she’s been at this a long time,” one source said. “She’s very committed to this. And everyone else in the world seems very committed to helping her continue the streak.”
I heard a man talking about this on the radio, saying that there would never be anything comparable among men. He’s wrong these women are nothing but female incels.
Rosie O'Donnell or Anderson Cooper?
Exactly. If that thing was the only "woman" left on Earth and I was the only man, the human race would go extinct.
Saw this refrigerator magnet:
(shows smiling woman)
I don’t want a man.
I just want to get paid like one.
Think of it from their side.
Rosie, Whoopi , Joy Behar, Joy Reid and so many others must have to fight off males hitting on them at every bar and restaurant and party they go to. Exhausting. Not to mention texts and emails of males wanting to meet them.
THANK YOU!
With her face she could succeed for a lifetime and no one would notice.
Anderson always looks like a bald eagle to me. Just sayin’.
Hahahahaha those people at The Bee!
Let the world rejoice
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