DEAR JANE: My wife says she will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump

Dailymail UK ^ | 11/3/2024 | Jane Green

[sit-rep]

I would change it just a bit... ‘...as your enjoying the cigar and she is wiping off her face...’

[Rdct29]

This guy should divorce his retarded wife ASAP. She's too stupid to be trusted with anything. I would bet that she's not even good in bed. Only a complete buffoon would threaten their marriage over voting for a fraud like Kamala Harris. This wife lacks common sense. I will not call him a man if he allows his feeble minded wife to control him like this. He needs to locate his balls and take them back from his wife's front pocket.

[sit-rep]

I fixed it for you...

As far as I know, it’s still a secret ballot.

Tell her you voted for Kamala, then “f” the bejesus out of her.

While you’re enjoying your afterglow ciggie and she is wiping off her face, whisper in her ear that you actually voted for Trump.

Enjoy the cuddling!

[sausageseller]

Where do they find these candy a$$ Trump supporters?

I guarantee you by the end of the day our bank accounts would be on lock down , cards turned off and had an appt. With a divorce lawyer the next morning.

[SunkenCiv]

"I've seen your wife, that would be a break for you."

As in Aristophanes ancient play Lysistrata, Trump supporters will be easily recognizable.

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[Rastus]

I used to be very cavalier about certain things: I won’t marry her if she won’t take my name, I won’t marry her if she pops the question, and I certainly won’t marry her if she’s a liberal! Then I actually met the woman I love and realized she could do or be all of those things and it wouldn’t change my wanting to be with her.

Fortunately, she’s a Trump-loving, feminist-hating conservative, so it’s not an issue. 😎

[oldasrocks]

NO problem as Kammy is going to legalize brothels.

[Svartalfiar]

Tell her she gets no hanky-panky unless she votes for Trump!

[TnTnTn]

Awesome!…you don’t have the only fish in the sea!!! bahahahahaha🐟🐟🐟

[Lurker]

Divorce her.

Now.

L

[ealgeone]

Bet she’s been withholding before this.

[bdfromlv]

change your religion to Islam then you don’t have to listen to her and you can have 3 more just call them cousins.
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