Posted on 10/16/2024 4:46:49 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
PITTSBURGH, PA — An apparent miracle occurred today as President Donald Trump, cooking up a McDonald's burger for the people of Pennsylvania, suddenly spotted the visage of President Ronald Reagan in his Big Mac Bun.
"I was just about to put the Big Mac sauce on, you know that great sauce everybody loves, but I said wait just a minute -- there's a tremendous face there," said President Trump. "And wasn't it a beautiful face, everybody? Ronald Reagan, the great Ron himself, he was smiling back at me, which I totally expected, I knew he would love me. Good old President Reagan, there he is looking back at me like ‘how dare you put Big Mac sauce on me.' He really was, I tell you, it was something."
Trump says he will put the bun on display at Mar-a-Lago for visitors to behold. Reagan Conservatives are already lining up to get their photo with what many are calling "the miracle bun." The bun has reportedly remained perfectly toasted and buttered, perfectly preserved from its original state.
At publishing time, members of the Lincoln Project were calling for President Trump's immediate impeachment and arrest for kidnapping what they believe is the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan in bun form.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Smile nothing! Try HUGE grin!
Thanks.
October Surprise!
I aim to please!
Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions on a Great President Bun
Now window why it’s called Mc DONALDS!
What are the chances that a bun would just come out like that?
Amen!
It’s obviously a Miracle!
(Oh and that is NOT a Big Mac. It looks more like a Big and Tasty, a burger that was around when RR was around so he might chose to appear on it. )
Now that’s a SOMETHING burger!
“Thank you for avenging what the Bush’s and thier friends did to my Jacksonian, broad, Republican Party.”
“Remember this man? A great American. Perhaps the greatest American. Where’s the beef? Right here. 100% Grade A Prime American. When America needed it, he brought it. And so will I—again!”
Please, for sure.
Thank you for the tribute to the last, real men to be in the office of President of the United States of America!
Good on ya!
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Ha! Excellent!
That was entirely my intent, and The Bee cooperated entirely, as did President Trump, in bringing a smile to a serious campaign.
One thing that has become quite noticable is that Dems have no sense of humor.
None what so ever!!
Bitter hate, vituperative slander, outright lies they have in spades .
Humor...zero .
I have to agree entirely.
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