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Seagulls are bad for your mental health: 'Epidemic' of dive-bombing birds 'like the Luftwaffe' are blamed for new effect on terrorised townsfolk
UK Daily Mail ^
| 10/11/1024
| Claire Ellcott and Shannon Mcguigan
Posted on 10/11/2024 8:54:34 AM PDT by DFG
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posted on
10/11/2024 8:54:34 AM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
It blows me away that these trillions of birds are protected in the USA.
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posted on
10/11/2024 8:57:04 AM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. )
To: DFG
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posted on
10/11/2024 8:58:21 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: DFG
“Blitzkrieg” used in an article title a little bit ago, and now “Luftwaffe”. I sense a trend.
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posted on
10/11/2024 8:58:28 AM PDT
by
CatOwner
(Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
To: DFG
Dive bombing birds?
I remember seeing this movie.A classic.
To: DFG
Englishmen in an earlier time coping with mental health challenges…
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posted on
10/11/2024 8:59:03 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(May the soy boys, feminazis, and alphabet weirdos choke on the toxic fumes of our masculinity)
To: DFG
A nice Taurus pistol that takes a shotgun shell would keep them away.
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:01:51 AM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(.You will suffer from one: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret. )
To: DFG
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:02:09 AM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: CatOwner
Cloud “Stuka” come into the mix as well?
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:03:31 AM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
To: DFG
We have a problem with them in Maine, too.
The seagulls, apparently bored with hanging out on the coastline, spend their time in the parking lots of shopping centers and fast food restaurants, looking for and dive bombing on food scraps, sometimes crapping on people’s cars in the process.
At Dollar Tree, there is always a seagull perched on top of a very tall street lamp in a section of the parking lot.
That seagull took a dump on my sister’s car and now, when she goes to Dollar Tree, she parks as far away as she can from that tall street lamp with the pooping seagull.
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:08:40 AM PDT
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(I "earned" the same number of delegates during the primaries in 2020 and 2024 as Harris.)
To: DFG

Nice and quiet...
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:14:38 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Abathar
you could put your eye out!!
To: CatOwner
The way to fight the seagull luftwaffe is with the Territorial Army armed with anti-gull shotguns.
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:31:21 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(7/13/2024:The day the Democrats and their SA chose assassination as their primary political tool.)
To: DFG
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:33:56 AM PDT
by
South Dakota
(Patriotism is the new terrorism .)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:35:54 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: vpintheak
There any Spitfire birds available ?
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:37:39 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: Responsibility2nd
One of my wife’s favorite movies- but get this- she’s deathly afraid of all birds, a true bird phobia. Go figure.
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:40:59 AM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: DFG
Like the luftwaffe? Really?
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:41:07 AM PDT
by
mrmeyer
(You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
To: DFG
I live on Lake St Clair and the seagulls fly off when people get near. Too many good ole boys with guns around probably. Also they are targets for Jet skis on the water.
To: DFG
Cowering from the seagull's sight, Gillian recorded the brazen bird from the safety of her living room. Cowering? Good lord, get a grip. Shoot the damn thing or hit it with a baseball bat.
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posted on
10/11/2024 9:49:08 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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