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Seagulls are bad for your mental health: 'Epidemic' of dive-bombing birds 'like the Luftwaffe' are blamed for new effect on terrorised townsfolk
UK Daily Mail ^ | 10/11/1024 | Claire Ellcott and Shannon Mcguigan

Posted on 10/11/2024 8:54:34 AM PDT by DFG

They are locally feared for their terrifying attacks on unsuspecting passers-by.

But the situation in Elgin, Moray, has become so bad that residents are being asked to report if dive-bombing seagulls are affecting their mental health.

Elgin Community Council intends to use the results to make a case to Holyrood for improved control measures, after disputing a NatureScot report that seagull populations are declining.

Pest controllers say the town is faced with ‘epidemic’ numbers during the breeding season.

Rob Teasdale, of Specialist Vermin Control, said: ‘They are like the Luftwaffe the way they come off the roof and everyone dives for cover as they swoop at things.’

By yesterday afternoon, eight per cent of respondents to the survey on the council’s Facebook page had said the birds were affecting their mental health. NatureScot was contacted for comment.

It comes as seagulls wreaked havoc across Britain from shoplifting packet of crisps, flying down chimneys, and even re-creating ominous scenes reminiscent of an Alfred Hitchcock horror movie.

From Dorset to Glasgow, no one is safe from the dive-bombing menaces of the sky, who regularly swipe chips from unsuspecting seaside tourists, with one Isle of Man business even offering seagull insurance to victims.

Hawkins BBQ, announced their new £1 policy offering a free new meal to any punter who had been left traumatised by a gull nabbing their food - if they had taken out the coverage.

It seems nothing can deter the hungry pests, with one even causing havoc in a woman's kitchen in Aberdeen.

The clip shows the winged fiend flying around the kitchen before attempting to shuffle its way out of the window.

Gillian McCabe, 40, from Aberdeen, was alerted to the intruder after the family dog started growling and barking in the other room.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Outdoors
KEYWORDS: seagulls; stopitnow
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1 posted on 10/11/2024 8:54:34 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

It blows me away that these trillions of birds are protected in the USA.


2 posted on 10/11/2024 8:57:04 AM PDT by vpintheak (Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. )
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To: DFG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E


3 posted on 10/11/2024 8:58:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: DFG

“Blitzkrieg” used in an article title a little bit ago, and now “Luftwaffe”. I sense a trend.


4 posted on 10/11/2024 8:58:28 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: DFG
Dive bombing birds?

I remember seeing this movie.A classic.

Alfred Hitchcock GIF by PeacockTV

5 posted on 10/11/2024 8:58:50 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: DFG
Englishmen in an earlier time coping with mental health challenges…


6 posted on 10/11/2024 8:59:03 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (May the soy boys, feminazis, and alphabet weirdos choke on the toxic fumes of our masculinity)
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To: DFG

A nice Taurus pistol that takes a shotgun shell would keep them away.


7 posted on 10/11/2024 9:01:51 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (.You will suffer from one: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret. )
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8 posted on 10/11/2024 9:02:09 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: CatOwner

Cloud “Stuka” come into the mix as well?


9 posted on 10/11/2024 9:03:31 AM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: DFG

We have a problem with them in Maine, too.

The seagulls, apparently bored with hanging out on the coastline, spend their time in the parking lots of shopping centers and fast food restaurants, looking for and dive bombing on food scraps, sometimes crapping on people’s cars in the process.

At Dollar Tree, there is always a seagull perched on top of a very tall street lamp in a section of the parking lot.
That seagull took a dump on my sister’s car and now, when she goes to Dollar Tree, she parks as far away as she can from that tall street lamp with the pooping seagull.


10 posted on 10/11/2024 9:08:40 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I "earned" the same number of delegates during the primaries in 2020 and 2024 as Harris.)
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Nice and quiet...

11 posted on 10/11/2024 9:14:38 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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you could put your eye out!!


12 posted on 10/11/2024 9:18:04 AM PDT by MIA_eccl1212 (10-10-10-10)
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To: CatOwner

The way to fight the seagull luftwaffe is with the Territorial Army armed with anti-gull shotguns.


13 posted on 10/11/2024 9:31:21 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (7/13/2024:The day the Democrats and their SA chose assassination as their primary political tool.)
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To: DFG

Shotgun will get them


14 posted on 10/11/2024 9:33:56 AM PDT by South Dakota (Patriotism is the new terrorism .)
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To: BenLurkin

XTC - Seagulls Screaming (Kiss Her Kiss Her)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw520adnPUg


15 posted on 10/11/2024 9:35:54 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: vpintheak

There any Spitfire birds available ?


16 posted on 10/11/2024 9:37:39 AM PDT by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

One of my wife’s favorite movies- but get this- she’s deathly afraid of all birds, a true bird phobia. Go figure.


17 posted on 10/11/2024 9:40:59 AM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: DFG

Like the luftwaffe? Really?


18 posted on 10/11/2024 9:41:07 AM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: DFG

I live on Lake St Clair and the seagulls fly off when people get near. Too many good ole boys with guns around probably. Also they are targets for Jet skis on the water.


19 posted on 10/11/2024 9:44:51 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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Cowering from the seagull's sight, Gillian recorded the brazen bird from the safety of her living room.

Cowering? Good lord, get a grip. Shoot the damn thing or hit it with a baseball bat.

20 posted on 10/11/2024 9:49:08 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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