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'Now Who Am I Supposed To Send My Wordle Score To?' Cries Rashida Tlaib
Babylon Bee ^ | Sep 28, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/30/2024 4:04:16 AM PDT by george76

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An emotional Representative Rashida Tlaib publicly grieved the death of Hezbollah's leader Hassan Nasrallah, demanding to know who she was supposed to send her daily Wordle score to now that the terrorist was gone.

"Who's going to send me little clapping emojis when I get Wordle in two tries? Who?!?" cried Tlaib, breaking into tears. "I've got no one left! No one!!"

According to Tlaib, she and Nasrallah have exchanged Wordle scores for almost two straight years, never missing a day. "Even when it stopped being cool, Hassan never stopped," sniffled Tlaib. "There are just so few things you can count on in this world. Even when he was busy planning mass murder, or torturing a hostage, he always took the time for Wordle. He was so funny, he always started with the word 'DEATH' because he said he was thinking about infidels. Gosh, I'm going to miss him."

At publishing time, Tlaib had announced her plan to honor Nasrallah with a 21 pager salute.


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; hassan; hezbollah; nasrallah; rashida; rashidatlaib; tlaib; wordle

1 posted on 09/30/2024 4:04:16 AM PDT by george76
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To: george76

LOL!


2 posted on 09/30/2024 4:08:02 AM PDT by PGalt ( Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: george76

Savage!


3 posted on 09/30/2024 5:13:47 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Polls are designed to sell more ads & polls only. If it's not a horse race the money dries up.)
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To: george76

Check you pager, Rashida...


4 posted on 09/30/2024 5:23:53 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: george76

Two tries is Magnificent in Wordle.


5 posted on 09/30/2024 6:29:38 AM PDT by Lisbon1940 (I don’t see why they would)
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To: george76

If she thinks he was so great, we sure don’t need her here. Send her to be with her people.


6 posted on 09/30/2024 6:30:15 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: george76

WTH is a Wordle?


7 posted on 09/30/2024 7:12:44 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: george76

She couldn’t do it in 6 tries without Googling the cheat sites.


8 posted on 09/30/2024 7:19:54 AM PDT by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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