[Fai Mao]

How many bisexual, lesbian pirates are in the crew?

[Afterguard]

It’s Disney so the returned Davy has recently gone tranny

[IYAS9YAS]

Fake AI-generated trailer.

[Beowulf9]

https://thedirect.com/article/pirates-of-the-caribbean-return-of-davy-jones-movie-new

[BiteYourSelf]

Cool.
Hey hey we’re the monkeys
We’re to busy singing .....wait what.
What do you mean the wrong Davy Jones.😆😇

[xoxox]

i don’t get it

[mairdie]

I had a massive crush on both Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp, so they might be the only things that could drag me back to a Disney movie.

[mass55th]

Doesn’t look like Keira Knightly is returning as Elizabeth Swan.

[Dead Corpse]

Margo is cute... but not enough to make me see something like this in the theater.

I’ll wait for it to show up on streaming.

[monkeyshine]

And to think the idiots at Disney initially wanted to recast the series. I’m glad someone came to their senses and realized the franchise is nothing without Johnny Depp. Whatever you may think of him personally, he is that role. Hopefully they paid him a crap load of money, too.

[VTenigma]

Disney? Hard pass.