Travis Kelce told to RETIRE by analysts and fans amid career-worst stats, Taylor Swift controversy and TV distractions

Daily Mail ^ | 23 September 2024 | Max Winters

[DeplorablePaul]

NFL analysts and fans are adamant Travis Kelce is hurtling towards retirement after his latest performance continued the worst form of his NFL career.

Kelce played a peripheral role again on Sunday night as the Kansas City Chiefs extended their perfect start to the season to 3-0 with a 22-17 win over the Atlanta Falcons.

The 34-year-old, whose girlfriend Taylor Swift missed a game for the first time this season, was caught by TV cameras looking particularly miserable on the sideline in a clip which went viral.

[DeplorablePaul]

As Taylor Swift sucks the energy out of Kelce, his career will crater. He will become her hat holder. He will lose his pride. She will grow to despise him. Kelce will be humiliated after she dumps him. The Trump curse strikes again.

[Repeat Offender]

The lyrics are already forming.

[FlingWingFlyer]

He can always play the kazoo in Swifty’s Lonely Finger Hearts Club Band.

[Libloather]

Taylor’s boyfriend won’t have a job? Kinda puts stress on Dutch treat night.

[Old Yeller]

She probably made him get that Moe Howard haircut using that goofy hat he wore at the tennis tournament as the bowl. Judge Smales tried on the same hat in Caddyshack.

[HYPOCRACY]

The idiot is gonna drop dead after all his vaxxes.

[occamrzr06]

Weren’t they suppose to break-up on the 28th of Sept.

I thought I read that in the script somewhere.

[shotgun]

Or the skin flute...

[FlingWingFlyer]

:o)

[Sirius Lee]

Can’t wait to hear her song about how her soon-to-be ex became a loser that she had to dump.

[DeplorablePaul]

Now I’m fixin’ the sink and I’m mowin’ the grass
You made me a list and I’m bustin’ my, well
All broke down, tails been draggin’
It’s a tough ol’ life up here on the wagon
Now I’m feedin’ the dog, sackin’ the trash
It’s honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin’
Girl, you ain’t much fun since I started stinkin’

[mewzilla]

Mr. Pfizer can laugh all the way to the bank.

[Psalm 73]

"As Taylor Swift sucks the energy out of Kelce,..."

Ahh, Travis Kelce as the NFLs Prince Harry!

[NorthWoody]

“Women weaken legs”- Mickey, training Rocky Balboa.

[KobraKai]

Fast approaching their contractually agreed break up date.

[AppyPappy]

You get a bowl of soup with that hat

[Alberta's Child]

Give it six months, and Mr. Pfizer will be doing ads for estrogen treatments.

[keving]

Not sure if the Taylor and Diddy relationship had an impact?

[quilterdebbie]

She is a total distraction for him. Sad because he loves football but, hey, he made a choice!

[crusty old prospector]

You have a rare gift.