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Taylor Swift's Cats Endorse Trump
The Babylon Bee ^
| Sep 12, 2024
Posted on 09/12/2024 4:40:36 PM PDT by McGruff
Hot on the heels of their global superstar owner's public announcement that she was supporting Kamala Harris for president, Taylor Swift's cats issued a press release endorsing former President Donald Trump.
While the news was a stunning deviation from the pop star's own endorsement, a Swift insider revealed the singer's cats — Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson, and Benjamin Button — were heavily swayed by Trump's pledge to protect pets and other small animals from being abducted, killed, and eaten by bands of marauding Haitian migrants.
"This election is about what kind of country we want to have," Benjamin Button said in the announcement. "Do we want to have a country where your beloved animal companions are stolen and eaten by migrant gangs? Or do we want a country where dogs, cats, ducks, and geese can live in safety and prosperity? As a cat myself, I am voting for the latter. I'm voting for Donald Trump! Meow!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; catlady; cats; childlesscatlady; migrantseatingpets; trump
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posted on
09/12/2024 4:40:36 PM PDT
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McGruff
Help!
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posted on
09/12/2024 4:41:17 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Ask everyone, Are you better off than you were four years ago?)
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posted on
09/12/2024 4:42:24 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Ask everyone, Are you better off than you were four years ago?)
To: McGruff
Vote for Trump or our Geese are cooked!
To: McGruff
Trump should invite a group of abortion survivors to one of her concerts and dare her to cancel it.
To: McGruff
Rumor has it that DHS has seized her cats and Jack Smith has obtained 37 felony indictments against them for Federal hate crimes including disinformation, misinformation, malinformation and attempt to overthrow the govenment.
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posted on
09/12/2024 4:54:15 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
Don’t forget un-licensed use of a litter box. The penalty is shipment to Springfield.
To: McGruff
How do they do this ever6 time.🤣🤣
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:00:08 PM PDT
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cowboyusa
(YESHUA IS KING AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHENo, R GODS BEFORE HIM!)
To: McGruff
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:01:31 PM PDT
by
dadfly
To: who_would_fardels_bear
Vote for Trump or our Geese are cooked! New campaign slogan? Hilarious! And, quite true.
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:03:02 PM PDT
by
sjmjax
To: McGruff
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:03:21 PM PDT
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Allegra
To: cowboyusa
They are the best, and this election season is giving them plenty of material to work with.
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:03:23 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
To: McGruff
The Haitians ate my dingo 🤨🙄
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:04:47 PM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(Laiken Riley is my daughter!)
To: McGruff
Hep me, hep me!! She had us whacked on by a sex change doctor and had our “thingies” whacked off! Of us is now a dog, bark bark, one of us is a cow, mo mo, and the other is a dude-chick, duh yak yak yak. Guess which are which!
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09/12/2024 5:05:09 PM PDT
by
RetiredArmy
(The Bible speaks truth! Don't believe it, you do so at your own peril. You'd better be right!!)
To: McGruff
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:08:17 PM PDT
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faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: McGruff
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:08:26 PM PDT
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MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
To: McGruff
Here they are in Trump Force One:
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:25:46 PM PDT
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Albion Wilde
(Propaganda keeps only governments in business, not corporations. —John Nolte)
To: McGruff
2024 is turning into an Al Stewart song.
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:27:34 PM PDT
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cockroach_magoo
(No one is above the law, but some are more above the law than others.)
To: MtnClimber
Even with Fava beans and a nice wine?
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:28:35 PM PDT
by
Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
To: McGruff
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posted on
09/12/2024 5:36:52 PM PDT
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Albion Wilde
(Propaganda keeps only governments in business, not corporations. —John Nolte)
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