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1 posted on 09/08/2024 9:54:43 AM PDT by thecodont
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To: thecodont

Hmm...”Doc, I got a tummy ache.” “Here - eat this bag of Doritos and let’s have a look.”


2 posted on 09/08/2024 10:00:27 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Best thing since fistulated cows!


3 posted on 09/08/2024 10:01:25 AM PDT by Rio
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To: thecodont

Sounds like a new tik tok challenge... /s


4 posted on 09/08/2024 10:01:32 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: thecodont

I Told You!





STOP Eating Those Cheetos!

5 posted on 09/08/2024 10:02:13 AM PDT by left that other site ("Providence" ain't just a city in Rhode Island.)
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To: thecodont

”Far out....”

6 posted on 09/08/2024 10:02:32 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: thecodont

I can’t stand Doritos


7 posted on 09/08/2024 10:03:56 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Don’t ever tell me “it can’t happen here.”)
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To: thecodont

Should be all they serve to politicians.


8 posted on 09/08/2024 10:04:52 AM PDT by JudyinCanada (Stand up to bullies. Bowing down is cowardly, and they win.)
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To: thecodont

Great now kids will want to eat more Doritos so they can become invisible


9 posted on 09/08/2024 10:17:47 AM PDT by Fai Mao (The US government is run by pedophiles and Perverts for pedophiles and perverts.)
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To: thecodont

LOL! Nice to know if you’re a straight male but still like to hang out in women’s shower rooms.


10 posted on 09/08/2024 10:20:13 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Liberals are FOS. The greatest threat to "democracy" is freeloader "immigration". Stupid morons.)
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To: thecodont

Doritos looks like floating industrial waste.

Tasty poison garbage. Bad mumbo.


11 posted on 09/08/2024 10:27:28 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: thecodont; Rennes Templar

Doritos?

This will make it easy for coppers to identify stoned drivers.

“Driverless” vehicles.


12 posted on 09/08/2024 10:35:57 AM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: thecodont

This scientific breakthrough is great, and deserves my “New!” designation.

But don’t eat Doritos! Eat home fries instead.


13 posted on 09/08/2024 10:55:43 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...

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14 posted on 09/08/2024 10:59:05 AM PDT by bitt (<img src=' 'width=30%>)
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To: thecodont

Here’s a pic of the mouse:


15 posted on 09/08/2024 11:12:29 AM PDT by The Duke (Not without incident)
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To: thecodont

Afterward the mouse ran around uttering shrikes of pain, then cured up in a corner with its paws curled and a rictus of pain on its face.


20 posted on 09/08/2024 1:49:25 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: thecodont

So it is true that eating Doritos and watching porn causes your dick to disappear! 😁


21 posted on 09/08/2024 3:23:11 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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