1 posted on
09/08/2024 9:54:43 AM PDT by
thecodont
To: thecodont
Hmm...”Doc, I got a tummy ache.” “Here - eat this bag of Doritos and let’s have a look.”
Best thing since fistulated cows!
3 posted on
09/08/2024 10:01:25 AM PDT by
Rio
To: thecodont
Sounds like a new tik tok challenge... /s
4 posted on
09/08/2024 10:01:32 AM PDT by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: thecodont
I Told You!

STOP Eating Those Cheetos!
5 posted on
09/08/2024 10:02:13 AM PDT by
left that other site
("Providence" ain't just a city in Rhode Island.)
To: thecodont

”Far out....”
6 posted on
09/08/2024 10:02:32 AM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: thecodont
7 posted on
09/08/2024 10:03:56 AM PDT by
GSWarrior
(Don’t ever tell me “it can’t happen here.”)
To: thecodont
Should be all they serve to politicians.
8 posted on
09/08/2024 10:04:52 AM PDT by
JudyinCanada
(Stand up to bullies. Bowing down is cowardly, and they win.)
To: thecodont
Great now kids will want to eat more Doritos so they can become invisible
9 posted on
09/08/2024 10:17:47 AM PDT by
Fai Mao
(The US government is run by pedophiles and Perverts for pedophiles and perverts.)
To: thecodont
LOL! Nice to know if you’re a straight male but still like to hang out in women’s shower rooms.
10 posted on
09/08/2024 10:20:13 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(Liberals are FOS. The greatest threat to "democracy" is freeloader "immigration". Stupid morons.)
To: thecodont
Doritos looks like floating industrial waste.
Tasty poison garbage. Bad mumbo.
11 posted on
09/08/2024 10:27:28 AM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: thecodont; Rennes Templar
Doritos?
This will make it easy for coppers to identify stoned drivers.
“Driverless” vehicles.
12 posted on
09/08/2024 10:35:57 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: thecodont
This scientific breakthrough is great, and deserves my “New!” designation.
But don’t eat Doritos! Eat home fries instead.
13 posted on
09/08/2024 10:55:43 AM PDT by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...
14 posted on
09/08/2024 10:59:05 AM PDT by
bitt
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To: thecodont
Here’s a pic of the mouse:
15 posted on
09/08/2024 11:12:29 AM PDT by
The Duke
(Not without incident)
To: thecodont
Afterward the mouse ran around uttering shrikes of pain, then cured up in a corner with its paws curled and a rictus of pain on its face.
20 posted on
09/08/2024 1:49:25 PM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: thecodont
So it is true that eating Doritos and watching porn causes your dick to disappear! 😁
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