[Billthedrill]

Hmm...”Doc, I got a tummy ache.” “Here - eat this bag of Doritos and let’s have a look.”

[higgmeister]

I just showed this to my wife and she said I need to stop eating Doritos.   How does a woman think like that?   We have been eating them for almost sixty years and suddenly she reads this and thinks that this would matter at all.

It reminds me of that old gag, Scientists found that sodium cyclamate caused cancer in laboratory rats.   Right then, I swore I would never eat another laboratory rat.