If Kamala showed up with her REAL master, it would give the game away.
She asked, but he turned her down
He's got other world-domination things to take care of
Posted on 08/28/2024 9:53:17 AM PDT by McGruff
A strong, capable, independent, girlboss of a woman that "don't need no man" has reportedly asked a man to accompany her on a job interview in case there are any hard questions.
Tim Walz, running mate for Kamala Harris on her 2024 presidential campaign, didn't need any further explanation. "Yeah, okay," he sighed. "I knew what I was signing up for."
According to sources, the pair prepped for the softball interview long into the night. Walz had hoped to prepare her enough that he wouldn't have to go, but reluctantly, he called it a night after she failed to answer a question about her favorite ice cream flavor.
"Come on, this is easy," said Walz.
"Well, there's just so many flavors!" Harris said, unable to contain her laughter. "There's chocolate, of course; always a classic. And vanilla! Right? But what is flavor? The flavor is what our tongue likes. If it likes something, right? Then we like it. You know? And ice cream is more expensive these days. It's getting harder and harder to put ice cream on the table. And I know that because I also have a table. I have a house. I have a car. But some people don't have those. So basically, that's bad."
At publishing time, Kamala Harris had been asked about Israel but fortunately Tim Walz had interrupted just in time by shouting, "I like dogs!"
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Yep.
They think you’re stupid. They hope you’re stupid.
If Kamala showed up with her REAL master, it would give the game away.
Walz went ballistic after Harris failed to answer a question about her favorite ice cream flavor.
“Come on, this is easy,” said Walz.
“Well, there’s just so many flavors!” Harris said, unable to contain her laughter. “There’s chocolate, of course; always a classic. And vanilla! Right? But what is flavor?
If Kamala showed up with her REAL master, it would give the game away.
She asked, but he turned her down
He's got other world-domination things to take care of
After they tape the interview with Dana Bash and it goes to the editing department they’ll all go out for cocktails.
Well as the talking Barbie said “Math is hard”
If you think ice cream is too expensive ask Pelosi to give you some of hers. She’s got a big freezer full of the good stuff.
“They think you’re stupid. They hope you’re stupid.”
Yeah, they tell me men can’t understand women’s lives because they don’t have a uterus, but trans men can BE women even though they don’t have a uterus.
Brings muzzle in case starts yapping
training wheels
needs her emotional support animal
if you ask for an emotional support animal certificate
you are breaking the law
and are some kind of phobe not sure which
There. Fixed it.
I think it’s more like Jimmy Swaggart’s hiring someone who can’t sing worth a lick and acts like an utter doofus in order to make his boss look better by comparison.
Like taking your Dad to a job interview…
Hey, it’s like interviewing Beauty and the Beast ….in their retirement years
I think dogs are generally viewed negatively in the Bible (for example, Psalm 21.17). But in Tobias (or Tobit), a deutero-canonical book, there is a positive mention of a dog in 11.4.
Can you imagine ANY OTHER PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE bringing their Veep nominee to an interview?!
Sorry, but it screams I can't do this -- a measly interview -- by myself.
There's your empowered capable woman. Pathetic.
Instant dislike Another turned down mouth. A demomcRAT requirement?
Biden’s relative?
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