Posted on 08/24/2024 11:40:02 AM PDT by Twotone
U.S. — According to sources, Vice President Kamala Harris may be under the influence of a Russian agent.
"Just look at her," said Congressional Representative Thomas Massie. "I mean, come on."
Rumors of foreign influence on political candidates are nothing new in American politics, but experts say this is the first time it has been so obvious.
"The slow and deliberate movement, fluctuating pace of speech, changing volume of her voice, irrational statements, inappropriate laughter — these are all hallmarks of Russian influence," noted Brent Tolliver, a former D.A.R.E. officer turned political analyst.
Political pundits remain divided on the issue. "Look at the way she walks and talks and does anything," argued Fox News commentator Sean Hannity. "If I came to work looking like that I'd be out of a job." Meanwhile, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow claimed Republicans need to live a little. "She's just exuding joy," she said on her program. "Maybe Donald Trump could do with a little Russian influence."
"I'm not a prude, I can get a little joyful around 5:00 like anybody," said Fox News anchor Bill Hemmer. "But this is a bit much."
"Pfft!" slurred Anderson Cooper in a rebuke of Hemmer on his CNN program. "He's just mad that Trump isn't getting trashed with joy."
Harris' team has denied the allegations. "Kamala Harris isn't under the influence of Russia, or any Russian substance whatsoever," said Harris spokesperson José Cuervo. "And I should know, I'm out getting trashed with her every night."
At publishing time, the Pentagon had also denied the influence of vodka on the sitting Vice President.
It was funny up to this, then it went hysterical.
She’s not drunk, she’s just drinkin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpM-J39Js88
The Bee writer just needs to back a bit further in time. She’s definitely under the influence of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Mao and Pol Pot.
Stoli.
Russia Russia Russia
Russian. Iranian. Hamas. Mexican. Chinese.
Basically every America hating nation on earth have their fists up her back side making her talk.
Agent Stolichaya is rumored to be Harris’ handler.
The Bee got me. I almost replied to it as real.
I think any real news on this subject would be that she is not influenced by a foreign agent
You mean the old commie, Barry Sombrero O’Bammie and Big Mike Sasquatch?
Swirling Rumor season is upon us.
Ah hah! A Pooty Poot Putin puppet!
Things are bcomming clearer now...the ruined economy, the social debasement, the skirt wearing military.
Silly conspiracy theory, although I have to admit I have some questions about this new campaign manager. Grigori somebody or other...
I cracked up! 😅
It’s true. Just that she’s under the influence of the white russian.
I understand that video is coming out soon of Komrade Komala jumping up and down on a bed in a Moscow hotel room and then wee weeing all over it.
It’s part of a dossier that former MI6 agent Willie Fliesdown is being paid to make.
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