8 Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There

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[InsidiousMongo]

He was Brian Williams squad mate when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

[mikey_hates_everything]

Tampon Tim is just about done.

[Indy Pendance]

8. “I heroically held off the Persians at the pass of Thermopylae with just 300 Spartans. We were all naked too, just like Pride Month. In the end, it didn’t pan out. But I died a hero’s death and became a legend.”

LOL!!!!!

[tiki]

Where’s the part where the tampons saved the day and all of humanity.

[Billthedrill]

What a guy! He was at Omaha Beach, too, at least until the tourist bus left.

[dayglored]

The Bee is definitely on a roll!

[Omnivore-Dan]

Well, pretty impressive. I’d give a pretty penny to sit in a bar and listen to two drunken bullsh!tters try to top each other. Those two would be Biden and Walz, of course. I could learn how to bs really well, and become rich and famous too.

[Omnivore-Dan]

I heard Biden shot down Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen aka “The Red Barron”. Yeah, it was over Italy and then he jumped out of his parachute and landed at a nice cafe and had some espresso and biscotti.

[PGR88]

[RoosterRedux]

He was at Omaha Beach, too

He was at Omaha Beach all right.

He took the 5 hour bus ride from Minneapolis to Omaha ready for battle.

[daler]

Commander McBragg redux.

[Omnivore-Dan]

He was probably their mentor. The big kabloona of bs.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOL...these are great. #8 is tops: "I heroically held off the Persians at the pass of Thermopylae with just 300 Spartans. We were all naked too, just like Pride Month. In the end, it didn't pan out. But I died a hero's death and became a legend."

[Flag_This]

"I remember Christmas of 1968 sitting on a gunboat in Cambodia. I remember what it was like to be shot at by Vietnamese and Khmer Rouge and Cambodians, and have the President of the United States telling the American people that I was not there; the troops were not in Cambodia. I have that memory which is seared — seared — in me.”

Sorry. Different lying democrat.

[tet68]

Next thing ya know, Walz will be telling us about his “Lucky”
hat...

[BipolarBob]

[cgbg]

Joke from another site:

Q. Why do Democrats pay less for power than everyone else?

A. They use gaslighting.

[Night Hides Not]

Tim Walz is a target rich target.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

But the real question is : Will the Democrats change horses (🐎🍆) in the middle of the stream?