Posted on 08/08/2024 6:21:07 PM PDT by simpson96
A Florida man was not lovin' it ... and clearly didn't want to live más ... after his wife got him McDonald's and Taco Bell for his birthday.
St. Petersburg dentist Esha Persad, 34, was arrested and charged with battery after police responded to a call to her home after midnight last Saturday night.
According to an arrest affidavit via Law&Crime, she and her husband of five years, Shiva Persad, were celebrating his birthday when an argument broke out over what they were eating on his special day.
"The defendant and the victim were having an argument about the defendant getting the victim Taco Bell and McDonald's for his birthday," read the affidavit. "The defendant then threw a soft shell taco at the victim, which struck the victim on the right side of the face."
Per the affidavit, when police arrived, "the burrito was still on the victim's face" -- though Shiva insisted he wasn't injured.
Esha was still taken into custody and allegedly said she tossed the burrito at her other half after he threw a bag at her -- claims he allegedly denies.
According to jail records, she was released on her own recognizance Saturday afternoon.
“Article states that Esha is a dentist. But does not say what Shiva does for a living. So what’s Shiva’s gig if the author found it relevant to state Esha’s? Maybe that factored into the choice meal and ensuing argument?”
Article left out vital info contained in source article.
Stated she had suffered from dental trauma as a child.
Was it a soft shell taco or a burrito? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a taco bell bag and may contain another assault soft shell or burrito which could add insult to injury you have to ask yourself do I feel lucky?
*and that would be followed with a “closed door conference in the bedroom” where they swear to never again be anything but living to each other. Lather,rinse, repeat about twice a year. I think they are still together now, after about 15 years of playing games.*
So they’ve had sex 30 times in 15 years? At least it’s regular.
Esha Persad
Who called the cops ? They need a chalupa upside their head.
bttt
Kids! It all fun and games until some gets hurt with a taco. Not stop it!
He specifically asked for Del Taco.
My wife and I kinda do the opposite, but it's almost always during a lightning storm, and is unfortunately short lived.
As you probably guessed, I mistyped.
It should have read “ never again be anything but loving.”
He’s lucky she didn’t wing a McRib at him. There’s no coming back from that.
Assault with a deadly burrito.
Although I must admit when I eat a burrito, people complain afterwards that I’ve assaulted them.
It’s just a natural bodily function. Come On!
God I miss that cartoon. Snowflakes would never allow that to be printed today.
My girlfriend through a cheeseburger at me in a hotel room on a trip across the country.
I didn’t call the cops though. Never crossed my mind.
Maybe dude was battered?
Maybe she is a raging narcissist.
Who knows?
Thanks for the correction.
Looks like another black woman.
Taco Bell as a special birthday meal?!?!
Yeah bidenomics where the rubber meets the road.
But you know, hey happy birthday here’s taco bell.
That’s at least a little sad.
Ha. If you call the cops, someone’s going to jail. Period.
Ferriners.
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