Posted on 08/08/2024 6:21:07 PM PDT by simpson96
She bought Taco Bell as his special birthday meal, and then threw it at him.
It’s rough out there boys.
Guilty!
Too bad it wasn’t like the food fight in Animal House.
Or Blazing Saddles.
Article states that Esha is a dentist. But does not say what Shiva does for a living. So what’s Shiva’s gig if the author found it relevant to state Esha’s? Maybe that factored into the choice meal and ensuing argument?
“after police responded to a call”
Wow.
911 what’s you emergency?
My husband through a taco at me.
Alright ma’am, police are on there way to ruin your husbands life and career.
Many’s the cup of coffee I’ve had there in the Fishbowl, sometimes in that very booth, back before they ever made Animal House.
AAA?
(Dentist?!!)
Taco Bell and McDonald's, when all Shiva wanted was some curry.
Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face with a burrito.
I demand common-sense taco control.
At a minimum, anyone who buys a taco should submit to a background check to see if he/she has ever used fast food as a weapon.
This is real man bites dog stuff, and obviously not really about the birthday meal.
Now just a dang minute here. Was the missile a soft-shell taco or a burrito? Your Honor, I move for a mistrial!
I’m sure she practices “gentle touch” dentistry with the finest Harbor Freight tools.
I have known a couple, where one would purposely start an argument over anything. That would be followed by the
Silent Treatment, which might last for weeks.
That would be followed by one of them saying they were ready to move on. And that would be followed with a “closed door conference in the bedroom” where they swear to never again be anything but living to each other. Lather,rinse, repeat about twice a year. I think they are still together now, after about 15 years of playing games.
Per the affidavit, when police arrived, "the burrito was still on the victim's face" -- though Shiva insisted he wasn't injured.
Well, was it a taco or a burrito? These things matter.
This one hits all the high points; Taco Bell & McD’s for birthday meal, possible consideration for hurling only the soft shell taco.
Oh, yeah, and Florida.
“My husband through a taco at me.”
SHE through (sic) the taco at HIM.
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