[ClearCase_guy]

She bought Taco Bell as his special birthday meal, and then threw it at him.

It’s rough out there boys.

[EvilCapitalist]

Guilty!

[OttawaFreeper]

Too bad it wasn’t like the food fight in Animal House.

[BradyLS]

Article states that Esha is a dentist. But does not say what Shiva does for a living. So what’s Shiva’s gig if the author found it relevant to state Esha’s? Maybe that factored into the choice meal and ensuing argument?

[PGR88]

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

“after police responded to a call”

Wow.

911 what’s you emergency?

My husband through a taco at me.

Alright ma’am, police are on there way to ruin your husbands life and career.

[Ezekiel]

St. Petersburg dentist Esha Persad, 34, was arrested and charged with battery...

AAA?

(Dentist?!!)

Taco Bell and McDonald's, when all Shiva wanted was some curry.

[Telepathic Intruder]

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face with a burrito.

[Leaning Right]

> The defendant then threw a soft shell taco at the victim… <

I demand common-sense taco control.

At a minimum, anyone who buys a taco should submit to a background check to see if he/she has ever used fast food as a weapon.

[Zhang Fei]

This is real man bites dog stuff, and obviously not really about the birthday meal.

[Billthedrill]

Now just a dang minute here. Was the missile a soft-shell taco or a burrito? Your Honor, I move for a mistrial!

[chickenlips]

I’m sure she practices “gentle touch” dentistry with the finest Harbor Freight tools.

[lee martell]

I have known a couple, where one would purposely start an argument over anything. That would be followed by the
Silent Treatment, which might last for weeks.
That would be followed by one of them saying they were ready to move on. And that would be followed with a “closed door conference in the bedroom” where they swear to never again be anything but living to each other. Lather,rinse, repeat about twice a year. I think they are still together now, after about 15 years of playing games.

[Allegra]

"The defendant then threw a soft shell taco at the victim, which struck the victim on the right side of the face."

Per the affidavit, when police arrived, "the burrito was still on the victim's face" -- though Shiva insisted he wasn't injured.

Well, was it a taco or a burrito? These things matter.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

This one hits all the high points; Taco Bell & McD’s for birthday meal, possible consideration for hurling only the soft shell taco.

Oh, yeah, and Florida.

[Dr. Sivana]

Given that these days you expect to see fake women, fake men, so-called "same-sex" marriages, shackups ... It's kind of refreshing to see a good old fashioned husband and wife squabble, like Andy Capp and Flo ... Bollywood style.

[OldHarbor]

Esha Persad

Who called the cops ? They need a chalupa upside their head.

[timestax]

bttt

[WKUHilltopper]

Kids! It all fun and games until some gets hurt with a taco. Not stop it!