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Referee Warns Olympic Women’s Boxing Finalists Not To Punch Each Other In The Testicles
BabylonBee.com ^
| 8-5-24
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 08/05/2024 12:48:02 PM PDT by dynachrome
As the world prepared for an unprecedented gold medal bout, the referee presiding over the Olympic women's boxing finals warned both competitors to not punch each other in the testicles.
The warning, which came from the official as two dudes prepared to make Olympic history by competing in the very first all-male match for the gold in the final round of women's boxing, reflected the Olympic Committee's goal to encourage fairness and sportsmanship.
"Please, no punches to the yam bag," Olympic boxing referee Claude Laurent said. "If these men do not adhere to the rules and insist on swinging at each other's… how you say… junk, then it will leave a black mark on the history of women's boxing forever. So, for the sake of fair competition and sportsmanship, do not punch each other in the testicles."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; boxing; olympics; xy
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LOL
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:49:07 PM PDT
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rdcbn1
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:49:26 PM PDT
by
Daveinyork
( )
To: dynachrome
You simply can’t make this stuff up.
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:50:37 PM PDT
by
Kahuna
To: dynachrome
Gotta love the savage Bee.
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:51:08 PM PDT
by
wildcard_redneck
(He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.)
To: dynachrome
I admit, that headline made me LOL!
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:51:41 PM PDT
by
Pox
(Eff You China. Buy American!)
To: rdcbn1
they are descended ovaries attached to extruded birthing or front holes.
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:51:41 PM PDT
by
z3n
(Kakistocracy)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:52:42 PM PDT
by
hardspunned
(Former DC GOP globalist stooge )
To: dynachrome
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:54:16 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: dynachrome
We’re living in the twilight zone.
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posted on
08/05/2024 12:56:56 PM PDT
by
Indy Pendance
(Jesus can't get here soon enough!)
To: dynachrome
I read up to “yam bag” before I looked at the source of the article. Haha
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:00:06 PM PDT
by
NavyShoe
To: dynachrome
Remember when this was mainly a question about East German athletes?
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:02:02 PM PDT
by
bleach
(If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
To: dynachrome
If it’s got a Y it’s a Guy!
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:05:24 PM PDT
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frogjerk
(More people have died trusting the government than not trusting the government.)
To: dynachrome
That’s hitting below the “boob belt.”
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:07:02 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: dynachrome
Still open season on the milk sacks?
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:08:10 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:15:13 PM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: dynachrome
How pathetic that the Bee simply has to repeat the information already released by the Olympic Committee. These people are sooo far gone.
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:59:03 PM PDT
by
Retain Mike
( Sat Cong)
To: dynachrome
How pathetic that the Bee simply has to repeat the information already released by the Olympic Committee.
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posted on
08/05/2024 1:59:35 PM PDT
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Retain Mike
( Sat Cong)
To: dynachrome
These dudes already beat up all the women and only have each other
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posted on
08/05/2024 2:35:06 PM PDT
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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