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1 posted on 08/02/2024 10:26:59 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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Because no one knows Christianity like the Lying Times.


2 posted on 08/02/2024 10:29:40 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
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I always get my spiritual advice from the Times. Either that or The View.


3 posted on 08/02/2024 10:31:30 AM PDT by Lake Living
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It’s amazing what “The Times” won’t go through to diminish votes for Trump.


4 posted on 08/02/2024 10:32:37 AM PDT by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)
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WTF ever...

Jesus love you

I do not...

Trump 2020/2024


5 posted on 08/02/2024 10:33:38 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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“justice activist” sounds democrat.


7 posted on 08/02/2024 10:34:33 AM PDT by exnavy
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This is DEMONIC article. It’s purpose is to persuade Christians to not use their AUTHORITY against forces of evil.


9 posted on 08/02/2024 10:37:00 AM PDT by The Truth Will Make You Free ( )
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NY slimes.

Stopped reading right there.


10 posted on 08/02/2024 10:38:06 AM PDT by delchiante
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LOL! The Slimes deferring to Christianity has to be the funniest thing I’ve read all week.


11 posted on 08/02/2024 10:39:07 AM PDT by fwdude
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...and the 12(or less) word companion piece

"The Christian Case For The Democrat Platform"

12 posted on 08/02/2024 10:39:49 AM PDT by goo goo g'joob (When honest people say what's true, calmly and without embarrassment, they become powerful)
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𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐒π₯𝐭𝐑𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐑𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐒π₯𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐑𝐞 π†π«πšπ² π‹πšππ².

You know why I want President Trump back in the driver’s seat?

Cuz I’m sick of paying $3.75 for a gallon of gas (and more for everything else).

I’m sick of stepping over homeless scum every time I go downtown and being called a bigot because I don’t “have a heart for the homeless.” (Remember: jail cures homelessness).

I’m sick of hearing Spanish every time I turn around.

I’m sick of seeing freaks and faggots all over the TV and internet.

I know we can never get back to the 1950s (hell, I’d even take the 70s), but my goodness..........what in the hell has happened in the past four years?

Can you imagine four more years of this misery with Heels Up Harris in office? God help us.


13 posted on 08/02/2024 10:39:53 AM PDT by Jack023
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A true follower of Jesus simply cannot be a Democrat. Their party is in direct opposition to God.
Trump is far from perfect, personally I don’t think he really believes in faith through Christ alone.
I am still voting for him.


14 posted on 08/02/2024 10:41:26 AM PDT by vpintheak (Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. )
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As if Christians should support:

the party of partial-birth abortion,
the party of homosexual perversion, drag queens and sodomy, the party of Satanist school clubs,
the party of rapist and criminals (95% of convicts vote democrat)

A true Christian would NEVER vote for a Rat.


15 posted on 08/02/2024 10:52:07 AM PDT by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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The troubling ascendancy of white Christian nationalism

What's that? Feebs in khakis and blue polo shirts?

16 posted on 08/02/2024 10:54:18 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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They went running to the usual reliable suspects.

Jim Wallis? “Sojourner”? ROFL. Total satanic leftist. Pro abort, pro faggot, doubts virgin birth, bows to Gaia, etc. etc.

If I read the body of the article I BET YOU they got a quote from “baptist” Russell Moore. I’m gonna go look now.


18 posted on 08/02/2024 10:56:34 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
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evangelicalism:

“Conversionism
the belief that lives need to be transformed through a β€œborn-again” experience and a life long process of following Jesus

Biblicism
a high regard for and obedience to the Bible as the ultimate authority

Activism
the expression and demonstration of the gospel in missionary and social reform efforts

Crucicentrism
a stress on the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the cross as making possible the redemption of humanity

These distinctives and theological convictions define us β€” not political, social or cultural trends. In fact, many evangelicals rarely use the term β€œevangelical” to describe themselves, focusing simply on the core convictions of the triune God, the Bible, faith, Jesus, salvation, evangelism and discipleship.”

Okay? Who doesn’t know this?

The following is an article about what it means to be an evangelical

It is quite long, but worth every second. I found NOTHING in this long article that I don’t agree with. He NAILS it.
What do we mean by β€œevangelical”? Rev. Dr. Leon Morris
https://worldea.org/who-we-are/who-are-evangelicals/


19 posted on 08/02/2024 11:00:32 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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The Christian Case Against Trump

No. Say that to my face and I will punch you in the mouth for being a liar.

There is no Christian case against Trump. The choice is horrible murderous evil, or a road back to normalcy.

To vote Democrat is to be evil. To suggest anything against Trump at this point is evil.

And of course it's the corrupt New York Times trying to lie to us.

20 posted on 08/02/2024 11:03:58 AM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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But Christians should vote for wars and rumors of wars which is what you get with any Democrat.


21 posted on 08/02/2024 11:08:39 AM PDT by webheart
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So if God did not “spare” President Trump’s life then it was spared outside of God’s control. If you believe that Jesus was not serious when He said “Our Heavenly Father knows the number of hairs on your head and knows when even a sparrow falls to the earth”, then you don’t believe in God and have no business commenting on a topic you know nothing about so go away.


22 posted on 08/02/2024 11:12:45 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Freedom is never free. It must be won rewon and jealously guarded.)
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Still voting for Trump.


23 posted on 08/02/2024 11:13:07 AM PDT by enumerated (81 million votes my ass)
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The “Christian” Left had its share of Obama hagiography.


24 posted on 08/02/2024 11:18:01 AM PDT by jimfree (My 21 y/o granddaughter continues to have more quality exec experience than Joe Biden.)
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