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Sodom And Gomorrah Set To Host 2028 Olympics
The Babylon Bee ^ | Jul 27, 2024

Posted on 07/27/2024 5:30:40 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican

WORLD — In keeping with the Olympics' commitment to sexual violence and Satan worship, the International Olympic Committee announced today that the 2028 games would be held in the towns of Sodom and Gomorrah.

"They're a natural fit for us," explained Olympic Committee director Max Durgen. "Violent sexual debauchery forced upon unsuspecting visitors? Check. Openly mocking the Lord God? Check. They'll be hard pressed to top Paris, but I think they're up to the task."

According to sources, the Olympic Committee has sought to ensure that fun games between nations meant to promote peace and friendship also destroy the innocence of any children who might be watching. "If you're not sexualizing a little kid who's just trying to watch his country's swim team, what are you even doing?" asked marketing chair Steph Reginald. "Everyone needs to see Jesus mocked when they're wanting to watch gymnastics, and that mockery must include visible testicles. It's what the Olympics are all about, and that's why Sodom and Gomorrah will be the perfect host cities."

After years of being a pariah over their history of sexual violence, Sodom and Gomorrah have seen a dramatic change in fortune over the past decade. "People have really come around," said Sodom mayor Bangs Magill. "We're really excited to welcome so many visitors, and show them that famous Sodom hospitality we're known for."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; france; frencholympics; olympics; openingceremony; paris; parisolympics; sodomgomorrah

1 posted on 07/27/2024 5:30:40 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: All

Unless there is more bravery to stand up for what is fair and right, Christianity will perish— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 27, 2024


2 posted on 07/27/2024 5:33:31 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican

When watching these 2028 Olympics, the advice will be to walk away, don’t watch it. And, most importantly, don’t watch re-runs or turn back to watch it.


3 posted on 07/27/2024 5:34:28 PM PDT by C210N (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Very good and what is taking place and will take place in the future if it’s not stopped - STOP ALL PARTICIPATION....until the committee comes to its senses. Something tells me that will never happen...


4 posted on 07/27/2024 5:35:28 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: MinorityRepublican

Then L.A. and San Fran it is...


5 posted on 07/27/2024 5:36:23 PM PDT by delchiante
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To: C210N

Baseball for me - I have no intention of turning the Olympics on after that small taste last night.


6 posted on 07/27/2024 5:39:16 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: Thank You Rush

No baseball in the Olympics. But it was included in 2020 and 2028 because the sport is popular in Japan and USA.


7 posted on 07/27/2024 5:46:53 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican

Christianity cannot perish but Christians definitely can be persecuted.


8 posted on 07/27/2024 6:01:42 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Don’t think golden boy gets the last word on this one.


9 posted on 07/27/2024 6:18:37 PM PDT by xoxox
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To: MinorityRepublican

The date was move up to 2024.


10 posted on 07/27/2024 6:51:38 PM PDT by LibFreeUSA
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To: MinorityRepublican

Let me know when they show drag queens depicting mo-ham-head spewing out the koran. I still won’t watch, but the blowback will be interesting.


11 posted on 07/27/2024 9:45:54 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

I might be a little tempted to tune in to the brimstone dodging that year.


12 posted on 07/27/2024 11:06:42 PM PDT by Theophilus (covfefe)
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“”No baseball in the Olympics.””

No, but there is on my TV which is what I will watch. NO more Olympics...


13 posted on 07/28/2024 7:12:28 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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