You do realize they hate smart-alecks like us?
They hate us cuz they ain’t us!.................
That makes it all the more delectable!
Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasoning in this way: “If such a machine is a virtual impossibility, it must have finite improbability. So all I have to do, in order to make one, is to work out how exactly improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea... and turn it on!”
He did this and managed to create the long sought after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air.
“It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute’s Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn’t stand was a smartass.”
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy