Kamala Harris Quotes That Prove We’re Living in Veep

theconservateur.com ^ | 7/21/24 | Erin Spellman

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Kamala Harris Quotes That Prove We’re Living in Veep

Only a year and a half into the current administration, it’s hard to believe that our nation’s top ‘girl boss,’ Vice President Kamala Harris, has produced such a high volume of wisdom. There is no denying that Harris has a way with words. From complex foreign policy explanations to groundbreaking musings on the COVID-19 pandemic, our VP has been a sage for the people.

Here’s my favorite philosophical soliloquy (because it sounds as though she’s shouting her stream of consciousness into a void) from our babbler-in-chief:

"The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. What we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children."

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Oh yeah, this will work out for them

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

And of course when she talks like she’s talking to 5 year old kids.....

“So Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that’s wrong.”

https://nypost.com/2022/03/01/kamala-harris-mocked-for-russia-ukraine-war-explanation/

[Brian Griffin]

“Practice makes perfect”

Trump speaks in public often in front of huge crowds and reuses verbiage.

[9YearLurker]

Most people think they’re smarter than the average bear.

So in Kamala’s case, she figures the average bear has an IQ of 68.

[rktman]

Saw a couple “VP” comeala ‘fweedumb’ hawiss pro abortion ads yesterday. She was railing against the gov telling Americans what they can do with their bodies. If the PDJT crew doesn’t jump all over that with the CONvid vax/booster and mask mandates they’ll miss a YUGE opportunity.

🔬🤔😵🐑🚫💉💊🐂💨💩

[Red Badger]

LINKY NO WORKY..................

[V_TWIN]

“the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. What we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children.”

THAT ☝️ needs to be a Trump campaign ad.

[Brian Griffin]

She got into law school and passed the bar exam.

She was a prosecutor.

“There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent.”

Lao Tzu

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/50543-there-is-no-greater-danger-than-underestimating-your-opponent

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Thanks. I must have cut it off by accident...

https://www.theconservateur.com/politics/kamala-harris-quotes-that-prove-we-are-living-in-veep

[anonsquared]

Which begs the question...

Now that the Democrats are no longer going to pretend that Biden has any working brain cells left, will Karine Jean-Pierre be playing a role other than “The Angry Black Lady” tasked with gaslighting the public? Covering for Kamala will her spiel still be: Your eyes aren’t seeing what your eyes are seeing and your ears aren’t hearing what your ears are hearing?

[Red Badger]

https://rumble.com/v57y3jd-the-ukraine-explainer-shows-either-kamala-harris-is-stupid-or-she-just-thin.html

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Confidence is necessary and overconfidence is a weakness.

Kamala will learn to speak from an earwig. There will be no fact that she cannot spew at a moment’s notice and to 3 significant digits.

The Democrat Convention will be highly organized - with crying Ukrainians to replace the Gold Star parents. The Democrat rank-and-file will toe the line.

The Voter Caravan is on the way and has time to make it before November.

I don’t urge depression, but focus.

[RoosterRedux]

At least Joe has a good excuse for not being able to string together the words to make a coherent sentence.

[Bobbyvotes]

Kamala neglected to mention the smaller country was pushing for military membership with enemy camp of the bigger country.

[PMAS]

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[vivenne]

She is ruthless, for sure. She is is just not very good at it.

[Vaduz]

Harris has a way with words

Yeah like someone blindfolded and pointing to words in a dictionary.

[RideForever]

Kamala Harris was raised in Canada as a kid. Any more questions?

[joshua c]

if you have ever been stone cold sober in the company of people who are high

you know

this is exactly what they sound like

pontificating on what they consider highly intelligent discussions at a grade school level

and then they laugh

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

YES! That’s why I have my suspicions she’s on drugs, I suspect opioids. I use to drive a taxi in New York city in the 1990s, I did it for around 6 years and after a while you learn how to immediately read people, if they’re going to be trouble or not. And one was the heroin addicts. I learned that when they are high they tend to talk in a kind of slow, vocal fry, like “voocaaall fryyyy” and they laugh. When I heard that I would say “oh no” because they could start “nodding off” if they were really high and I would never get them out of the taxi.

Well gee whiz, guess who set off the heroin alert in my head when I first heard her? Kamala, but it could be she is on opioids like oxycodone which is like heroin in pill form, or possibly even fentanyl, she has a high tolerance. But she damn well sets off that alert for me.

Christy Blasey Ford, Brett Kavanaughs accuser was another one. She was even worse, she came into that hearing utterly bombed on opioids. I thought she was going to start sounding like a frog at one point. “And Breetttt juuuuuumpppped ooooon meeee ribit!”